I am more famous than you, Pat

[BillKlacks]

Maybe I am giving up too much shit but I don't care. Pat, I have three, count them *3* pictures in Thrasher magazine. Anyone who has seen me is stoked. I have a dream of getting inner city nigglets into skateboarding because it's a discipline they need. What have you done to help Milwaukee.? Nothing. I hate you

 

[peckafacce]

Maybe I am giving up too much shit but I don't care. Pat, I have three, count them *3* pictures in Thrasher magazine. Anyone who has seen me is stoked. I have a dream of getting inner city nigglets into skateboarding because it's a discipline they need. What have you done to help Milwaukee.? Nothing. I hate you

I've heard rumors that pat likes to do other things with inner city youths that prevent them from going down the wrong path.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

If this is just a ploy to get Fatso to waste 7 bucks on a skating magazine then you're a fucking genius.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

THREE pics in Thrasher? Congrats! Fat Pat could live 1,000 lifetimes and never accomplish this level of fame. Compared to a Tomlinson, you’re living like Mick Jagger.

 

[Raymond]

So is King Ass Ripper - more famous, not in Thrasher.

 

[based and white pilled]

Oh my dear child, did little skateyboarder not realize that I am in fact in popular science?

Enviropig, the Genetically Engineered Eco-Friendly Pork, Is Off the Table

Genetically modified pigs that excrete less waste may be euthanized before they could be slaughtered for human consumption, according to a report out of Canada. The current herd of Enviropigs, which digest their feed more efficiently, just lost their funding.

www.popsci.com

Quietly now....quietly is the key to set you free from that prison cell you'll be rotting in.

-Damian

 

[RobertMewler]

Congrats, dude!

I've had my work written about in The New York Times a few times. They would come to me on occasion for my expert opinion on related matters. I have had a bigger voice but much smaller waistline than you, Pig.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

No, child. You are not.

 

[UnPRePared]

I have been scrubbed from the Genesis history books.

My biggest song was only big because it was in a Levi's commerical.

I'm only just now surpassing David Hasslehoff's sales in Germany.

More people in Europe still think of the soccer player when they hear my name.

The only three places I'm beloved are Dumfries, Poland, and this forum.

And despite all that, I STILL am more famous than Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Knockout Game II: Skateboard

please edit out the curseword when you read this, as we don't use racist, sexist or ableist language on this forum, child.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm Abe fucking Vigoda.

Also, I don't know if it's just a thing in the gay town I'm from, but kids seem to have totally stopped skating. They're all on fucking scooters. Those scooters were like exclusively for little tiny kids when I was a kid. You see like 16 year olds on them now. When I drive by the skate park it's 100% kids on scooters. When i was a kid, if you showed up there with anything but a skateboard you got beat up. BMX guys got beat up because they always ended up hurting people and scooters/roller blades got beat up for being gay.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'm Abe fucking Vigoda.

Also, I don't know if it's just a thing in the gay town I'm from, but kids seem to have totally stopped skating. They're all on fucking scooters. Those scooters were like exclusively for little tiny kids when I was a kid. You see like 16 year olds on them now. When I drive by the skate park it's 100% kids on scooters. When i was a kid, if you showed up there with anything but a skateboard you got beat up. BMX guys got beat up because they always ended up hurting people and scooters/roller blades got beat up for being gay.

I remember back in the day my boy dropping into the bowl on a scooter as a gag. Karl Marx said, "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I was in the news a couple of times as a kid. I’ve also been in a seth simons article. I’m at least 2 times more famous than this fat retard.

 

[Random username]

I'm on this faggot forum so I'm more famous then that fat queen mo.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Congrats, dude!

I've had my work written about in The New York Times a few times. They would come to me on occasion for my expert opinion on related matters. I have had a bigger voice but much smaller waistline than you, Pig.

"We contacted one of the users who was known for knitting figurines of Tomlinson's ex-wife and her current husband and placing them in various sexual positions, but received no comment."

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

I had a friend who made the paper for being really good at playing Asteroids (an ancient, primitive video game).

It was his sole life accomplishment. The article was almost 40 years ago. And he's still more famous than any self-proclaimed "Sci-Fi author" without a publisher.

 

[NoBacon]

Maybe I am giving up too much shit but I don't care. Pat, I have three, count them *3* pictures in Thrasher magazine. Anyone who has seen me is stoked. I have a dream of getting inner city nigglets into skateboarding because it's a discipline they need. What have you done to help Milwaukee.? Nothing. I hate you

Thank you for your service