I am hereby stealing the nickname "Torque"

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm Abe "Torque" Vigoda now and I'll kick your ass if you mess with my ride.

 

[Snake]

TheGhostOfAbeTorqoda.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Nigger

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm Torque Vigoda and I'm a badass mechanic. I'm rough but I'm smart and when I get high from smoking bongs of weed I think about space and I don't think science fiction is gay. You wouldn't expect that from me as I'm a strong, cool mechanic who smokes weed but I'm also stealthily a geek and a faggot.

 

[guest]

Fuck yo bitch ass ride, nigga!

I'm finna pimp dat hoe!

Whatcha finna do bout it, honky?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuck yo bitch ass ride, nigga!

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I'm finna pimp dat hoe!

Whatcha finna do bout it, honky?

I'm sorry, sir.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nigger

I may be a big, tough, mechanic badass who smokes weed, but that's felony racism and you will die in prison.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Snake]

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I like automobiles and automobile maintenance so much you guys might as well call me Torque

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Wrong again, Torquer.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. And for those ten seconds or less, I'm free. -Torque Vigoda

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[Udders]

Deep cut here.

 

[Meownaw]

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Have you seen this movie? They thought having Adam Scott use a giant key would give it the perspective of the lock instead of looking absolutely retarded.

 

[Hoolies]

Hey Torque, it's Hoss Powers here. C-Spit and Wheeler Queer just rolled up, said you got some bitch pregnant.

 

[Stent]

Time to debut the Strictly Torque'n podcast, Torque.

I have my guest intro ready:

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Time to debut the Strictly Torque'n podcast, Torque.

I have my guest intro ready:

Of course comments are turned off

 

[Stent]

Of course comments are turned off

I don't want Dan sexually harassing me.