I am going to track down and twist NoBacon's tits

[Professor Rape]

I am getting on a plane to England as soon as I have all 36 of my mandatory licenses, and then I am going to track down @NoBacon and his tits, and twist them. 270 degrees!

@NoBacon I'm coming for you.

 

[Child..]

Pick the chilliest night possible, when his nips are at their most disrespectful...

 

[Niggerotchi]

Pick the chilliest night possible, when his nips are at their most disrespectful...

You wanna suckle?

 

[Harry Tasker]

It would be the last thing you ever do, and you know that, of course

 

[Professor Rape]

It would be the last thing you ever do, and you know that, of course

I always wanted to die playing with tits.

 

[StlakerFatti]

he actually lives in Langley, Virginia.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Pick the chilliest night possible, when his nips are at their most disrespectful...

In real life everyone here to a man would open hand slap you across the face and you'd call the police

^ never been in a fight

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

he actually lives in Langley, Virginia.

a lot of feds do

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Do yous has a loicense for dat purple nurple

 

[DanFielding]

You will be neutralized and held until the Bobbies come. Enjoy gaol.

 

[NoBacon]

You’d be going home in a body bag.

 

[DMbA]

You’d be going home in a body bag.

Is it because he's white?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

You’d be going home in a body bag.

I don't think the coroner will give you a stop-in at home on the way to the morgue, stupid.

 

[TorpidSloth]

To the Brits, he's an American and to the Americans, he's a Brit. It seems that for the Aussies, he's just a sexual target (faggot.)

 

[NoBacon]

To the Brits, he's an American and to the Americans, he's a Brit. It seems that for the Aussies, he's just a sexual target (faggot.)

Most users here are pedophiles, I don’t particularly care.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Most users here are pedophiles, I don’t particularly care.

Good to see you can take a light roasting

 

[NoBacon]

Good to see you can take a light roasting

If I ever do any see of them, it will end very quickly and very poorly for them, and they know that of course.

 

[The Talking Dead]

If I ever do any see of them, it will end very quickly and very poorly for them, and they know that of course.

Pig tits stumbling over his words at that moment is one of my all time favorite fumbles of his. That was his moment to drop his actual tough guy comic book hero line and he completely fucked it up. You missed it, Patty, ya big fat pig.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You’d be going home in a body bag.

Lol the image of Dougie going in for the twist and you just immediately snapping his neck like Rambo and crossing yourself got my ribs pretty good.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

To the Brits, he's an American and to the Americans, he's a Brit. It seems that for the Aussies, he's just a sexual target (faggot.)

He hails from the Lizard Kingdom.