I am going out for a date with a woman who has given birth

[Dennyislife]

Kids dead luckily so I don't need to worry about stepdad duty but it's in my head that a little baby came out of her vagina and I don't think I am going to be able to ever go down on that. It's just...creepy.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Does she have giant mommy milkers?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Bro, that pussy haunted.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Does she have giant mommy milkers?

Dead baby food.

'I had a miscarriage daddy.'

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Pretending to be impotent after fucking her once and blaming her vagina would be a PFG bit

 

[guest]

Bro, that pussy haunted.

I saw that movie. Scared the cum outta me.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Put your ear up to her vag instead and say "woah, I can hear the kid crying!"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Unless the baby died due to being too small that shit is done, nigga. Find a new one.

 

[guest]

Make sure you always annunciate. Otherwise, if your feeling under the weather, she asks about your symptoms, you say "Not too bad. Just a lil coughin." and she breaks down crying like you're the fuckin asshole that lost a kid.

 

[Cuphead]

Sounds like more trouble than it's worth. You don't want that baggage

 

[Dennyislife]

Oh no. I liked her

 

[Build Black Better]

Does she have giant mommy milkers?

With big brown mommy milk saucers?

 

[PickleRickle]

I had a woman complain to me once that her ex husband (that she still fucks) wont eat her pussy anymore after she gave birth. I had sex with her a week later, I did not eat her pussy.