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She goes to kids in the run up to Christmas and plays with them in their own homes. Apparently parents are paying for this now.
What on earth is this shit
What on earth is this shit
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goes to kids in the run up to Christmas and plays with them in their own homes.
No they just have that school teacher for little kids energy.When you say elf do you mean a midget?
No she's asexual which I think is new speak for frigiddidja fuck 'er
It's natural for one of Santa's elves to be cold.No she's asexual which I think is new speak for frigid
Thing is it's not snobby rich people who tend to do it. It all types of people.Imagine being such a snob you cant take your kid to the mall and have him see Santa like everyone else. You need to hire a private fucking elf. What is this world coming to. Anyone have their grampa dress up as Santa and shit? What is OP talking about?
I'm telling ya, if that were me and I was the grinch, I would show up and yell NIGGER at the kid until he cried. Merry Christmas jackass.Thing is it's not snobby rich people who tend to do it. It all types of people.
Turns out you can also rent a Grinch who will trash your house. This one took it too far. This sounds fun for the person doing it at least.
I spent £85 on a 'Grinch visit' - he trashed my house & poured JUICE on my son
A MUM was furious after paying £85 for a “Grinch” experience – that left her house totally trashed. Laura Magill said she was “disgusted” by the experience after the &…www.thesun.co.uk
They can't complain, it's in character.I'm telling ya, if that were me and I was the grinch, I would show up and yell NIGGER at the kid until he cried. Merry Christmas jackass.
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