I am fickle and demanding as any cat. Ask anyone.

[Jenna]

Most men identify their "spirit animal" as something masculine like a wolf or lion. Others identify as a pampered housecat.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I thought he used 'cat' in a Dennis Miller type of way.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Feed this cumstain antifreeze.

 

[DanFielding]

He also shits in a box because he’s too fat to sit on a toilet.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Actual tough guys always identify with pampered house cats. It’s nothing to be proud of since cats are known to be selfish assholes which does describe Pat. Plus cats are lazy and can get fat just like him.

 

[Bigsmooth]

I don't know if anyone has told you how funny the Mike Ricci gimmick is but it kills me everytime

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Mike Ricci. Part of that assrape deal that Quebec did with Philadelphia for that concussion magnet.

They net two Stanley Cups, and Lindros probably is shitting his pants now from CTE.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Fickle" isn't a way anyone should want to describe themself. Fickle people are some of the most annoying fucking people to deal with.

 

[Jenna]

I don't know if anyone has told you how funny the Mike Ricci gimmick is but it kills me everytime

I may as well pay the compliment forward and say @Bin_The_Blacks new avatar is fucking dimes.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat admits he is a pussy

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

So the cat piss room is mostly pats piss?

 

[Will Tate]

Fickle as a cat, stubborn as a mule, fat as a hog, mean as a badger, dumb as dodo bird, sexy as a camel spider, charming as a rotting skunk carcass on the side of the road....

 

[fusciasomething]

If you're a man and you appreciate or compare yourself to a cat in any way you should kill yourself. Sorry half the posters here

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[DanFielding]

 

[Stent]

Give a cat a bit of well done steak and he'll look at you like you're the faggot you are.

 

[kingship75]

I will be shitting in a box, child. And you, baby-girl, WILL be scooping it up.

 

[Caverlock]

Reminded me of this:

Three great fatherly qualities there.

Bonus:

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[guest]

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Bonus:
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He named his cat "Nip"? What a racist piece of shit.