Fucking useless little mongrel
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I’m not even gonna phrase it like a question. Sam has never said anything funny in his miserable life.
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I have a hate for sam I can explain. I enjoy what a lot of people hate about him. For example back in da day his instigating and shit was funny to me. fucking with bobo was always a hoot. fucking with erock was awesome. i could never stand his after show. once jim and sam started i listened for a few weeks, it's a fucking snooze fest. who cars what these two man children think about pop culture. took a few years off. started back up in the pandemic because my personal life was hell and old oanda werent doing it. it was okay at best. i enjoyed the troy and tefft drama. hot dogs dad is a funny listen though. but sam stopped fucking with people and he became opie. hes a lot more self aware, playing the heel to the people who truly hate him. not because it's his job to be hated but people hate sam because he is sam. a quarter flipping twirp.
i feel all of this hate flow through me just to remember that sam took HGH.
what a queer.
i feel all of this hate flow through me just to remember that sam took HGH.
what a queer.
Like Opie his mentor Sam "humor' was being mean only
I think the only time Sam ever made me laugh was that time when people were fucking with Ian Halperin’s Wikipedia page making it say stuff like “doctors discovered so much jizz in his stomach, it had to be surgically pumped”.
Can’t really give him credit for that though since he was just reading out the funny shit other people came up with.
Can’t really give him credit for that though since he was just reading out the funny shit other people came up with.
Hiring Blind Stevie specifically because he was the most retarded person who applied, knowing it would cause the staff to completely melt down was pretty funny.
For a period at the end of the bbbboys days at Sirius, my 30 minute commute lined up exactly with Sam's pre-show and it was fucking ENRAAAAAAAAAAGING.
Remembering how pissed off I would get every morning is now kind of funny in retrospect, so I think that counts. On a separate note, the two hosts deciding to just do less radio and give sam a huge chunk of their broadcasting window makes it hard to have any sympathy for them losing their gigs.
Remembering how pissed off I would get every morning is now kind of funny in retrospect, so I think that counts. On a separate note, the two hosts deciding to just do less radio and give sam a huge chunk of their broadcasting window makes it hard to have any sympathy for them losing their gigs.
I had the exact same issue. Sam is so boring he just forgettable
Sam's broadcasting is bedrocked in this 2000-2006 sarcastic "I'm too cool" for comedy that he has *never* moved on from. It sort of made sense when he was young and punching down on obese erock & freak interns, because outside of that he has the charm & appeal of gray wall at the DMV.
Now that he's been exposed as a living Australopithecus Afafrensis, he really should be in a museum for further study into our shared past.
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Actually, he's way funnier and more informed than Morton. Also, he isn't married to a tranny pretending he's not gay.