Fucking useless little midget
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I’m not even gonna phrase it like a question. Joe Rogan has never said anything funny in his miserable life.
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Dude, weedster LMFAO
There was one time I was listening to his podcast and he actually did make me laugh. I was going to post it to document the first instance of Joe Rogan being intentionally funny but I didn't. I don't remember what he said or what episode it was, so it's pretty much like it never happened at all.
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I hate him and I hate his idiot friends he made famous and I hate his faggot fans who lap his bullshit up.
Did he hump the stool?
Only a thousand of us out there, B.
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Civilians and pedestrians don't understand.
Amy Schumer doesn't steal jokes.
When he has another comedian to play off of he isn't too bad, but yeah, hes mostly not funny.
Him ripping on Mencia is the only time I think I ever laughed at anything he said. "FUUUUCK! THE PUNISHER!!! WHITE PEOPLE!!".
I haaaaaate the "we're just monkeys in space maaaaaan" motif of Joe and his subreddit.
I’d say more entertaining than funnier. They’re both unfunny prop comics.
That time he sperged the fuck out on that lady scientist and her vagina because she said the Bondo Apes weren't real was very funny.
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The funniest thing he's ever done was be Joe Rogan for Fear Factor with Tyrone Biggums. I started listening to his podcast around 2012-13. It was decent until 15-16. He got roped into the culture wars and began enjoying the smell of his own shit too much. But he's never been funny. He's not quick or clever.
These memes were funny for a day or so
Was it when he said "going to the planet of the apes movie in the ghetto was like being in the planet of the apes!"? Pretty solid bit.
Fresh dog shit on the bottom of the shoe is funnier than Doug Benson.