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How'd this sex haver Pat tweet get by?

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Sex haver Pat clearly doesn't think those sex shops full of dildos and millions of couples using them "know ho to fuck with skill". This is what 18 year olds say, meanwhile Americans spend billions to spice shit up, guess there's not much need for that when a transsow and Frigidaire mate it's all fury. Or Pat doesn't have the energy to move the toys. Betchya Niki's lesbian lovers strapon is more wanted than his Bosco Top dick.
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There was a post about this made last night
Link please, I was out.
Boomia, and family, were too busy having their 6th meal of the day for him to notice.
I was, it was my first and only meal, I take out one of my kids solo once a week and my daughter and I were out, you should try it and you get over the nightmare that was your High School lunch period.
 
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Link please, I was out.

I was, it was my first and only meal, I take out one of my kids solo once a week and my daughter and I were out, you should try it and you get over the nightmare that was your High School lunch period.
I don't know we just picked on fat kids like you and your son during lunch, like normal people. How is a 10 year old fat? Go play sports, stupid.
 
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He's not 10, did you ever have any education in anatomy you can seemingly tell his weight from his body, but not estimate an age from hands? I'm pretty sure you didn't pick on anybody, but you know how it went down.... so lol.
 
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Bro if your pregnant wife prefers fucking your best friends pringles can over your micropigpenis it's because you suck.

There's no international gangstalking impostor child conspiracy, you just objectively suck.
Fuck I didn't even think in that direction, but yea way more than if she likes a dildo that you move in ways you can't move your own. If you ever ask women though they usually point out that feel of the real one they prefer over the dildo, but the dildo can do and be things the real one they're partnered with can't. Most girls I ever here mention dildos only use them with their guys, not solo, that's usually a vibrator thing.
 

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same as when he said niki didn't "need" a detachable showerhead. poor girl doesn't get to experience anything other than his lame dick because it would make him feel bad.
I never can wrap my head around the jealousy, lack of understanding and anger towards toys lots of men have. We've a big box of stuff and all it does is add to the fun. Or what if, like loads of women, she can only cum using her clit...i bet when Nikki fakes he thinks a few mins of sweaty pumping missionary is really getting her off.
In fact a girl takes something out, I'm even more into her! I never feel inadequate or jealous lol 😂
Shows how very insecure and selfish he is. No surprise really.
 

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He's not 10, did you ever have any education in anatomy you can seemingly tell his weight from his body, but not estimate an age from hands? I'm pretty sure you didn't pick on anybody, but you know how it went down.... so lol.
Boomia, every internet user in your mind is some shut in nerd from high school (btw, you are 50+, stop referencing high school like Al Bundy. We can tell when you socially peaked by your obsession with it). But you are just butthurt that you aren't king of the nerds like you thought you were.

I bet your wife has learned to just shut her mouth when you start doing something dumb because she's had to deal with what we saw yesterday. Just fucking rambling and defensiveness for 24hrs as she's just trying to fold the clothes and get the kids ready for bed.

Your kid is pre-diabetic at age 12.
 
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He's not 10, did you ever have any education in anatomy you can seemingly tell his weight from his body, but not estimate an age from hands? I'm pretty sure you didn't pick on anybody, but you know how it went down.... so lol.
Does your son wear his shirt in the pool? His friends, if he has any, have nicknames for his fatass that they call him behind his back.
 
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Boomia, every internet user in your mind is some shut in nerd from high school (btw, you are 50+, stop referencing high school like Al Bundy. We can tell when you socially peaked by your obsession with it). But you are just butthurt that you aren't king of the nerds like you thought you were.

I bet your wife has learned to just shut her mouth when you start doing something dumb because she's had to deal with what we saw yesterday. Just fucking rambling and defensiveness for 24hrs as she's just trying to fold the clothes and get the kids ready for bed.

Your kid is pre-diabetic at age 12.
As the retard I addressed keeps responding. Of course I could ignore it as I do some of it, but he dragged it here so I replied. Now for you, I get it you're actually a cool guy whose young and just shitposts here, between the 10's you're banging and you also have a PhD in psychology because despite my family and I even being heard on here and being happy you were able to ferret out the truth that I'm really oaf that makes endless mistakes and defends them for no reason and is tuned out by everybody. That's an impressive resume you're displaying and yes it does make my first 35 years, but most importantly my peak 14-18 year old period, pale in comparison.

I bet I'm probably really 600 lbs, we live in the Canadian Rural Projects and I get Canadian disability however that works. I also so wholeheartedly want to be king of this nerdfest and even posted Pat content in the hopes we could return to it being about me. Maybe my fictional "mob father" and "fat" kids aren't real. Yea and the boasts of "being arrested or questioned by cops" like it was a badge are accurate, I didn't say that in reply to my potential liability if the FBI ever showed up at my foreign door. I'm thankful a brotherman like you keeps me grounded and I'm going to go make a healthy choclate ice cream smoothie now and switch my oxygen tank and take my insulin before I fantasize that I'm going away for the week with my sons, to a place we really don't own in a place I don't actually ever go. All the while using demo copies of software because I'm not internet cool enough to use pirated copies from a torrent site. I also don't know anything about VPNs and stuff like that because I prefer Canadian streaming services and their lesser content, but you'd be wrong, I have cable bitch and the fastest dial up one can have.

Thanks man and I'll try not to post anymore posts about Pat and then make them about me again and I'll be sure to use gooder grammar and writing skills like the Bakersfield Chimp's very proper "if he has any, have nicknames" and the like. I would never make fun of typos because the cool nerds here don't ever obsess on that or anything else. I also know that unlike my tired, fat, stupid, old self you will not blink your eyes from 35 to 51, it doesn't happen that way for manly studs that have real important things going on. Thanks for the kind advice, brotherman.
 

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As the retard I addressed keeps responding. Of course I could ignore it as I do some of it, but he dragged it here so I replied. Now for you, I get it you're actually a cool guy whose young and just shitposts here, between the 10's you're banging and you also have a PhD in psychology because despite my family and I even being heard on here and being happy you were able to ferret out the truth that I'm really oaf that makes endless mistakes and defends them for no reason and is tuned out by everybody. That's an impressive resume you're displaying and yes it does make my first 35 years, but most importantly my peak 14-18 year old period, pale in comparison.

I bet I'm probably really 600 lbs, we live in the Canadian Rural Projects and I get Canadian disability however that works. I also so wholeheartedly want to be king of this nerdfest and even posted Pat content in the hopes we could return to it being about me. Maybe my fictional "mob father" and "fat" kids aren't real. Yea and the boasts of "being arrested or questioned by cops" like it was a badge are accurate, I didn't say that in reply to my potential liability if the FBI ever showed up at my foreign door. I'm thankful a brotherman like you keeps me grounded and I'm going to go make a healthy choclate ice cream smoothie now and switch my oxygen tank and take my insulin before I fantasize that I'm going away for the week with my sons, to a place we really don't own in a place I don't actually ever go. All the while using demo copies of software because I'm not internet cool enough to use pirated copies from a torrent site. I also don't know anything about VPNs and stuff like that because I prefer Canadian streaming services and their lesser content, but you'd be wrong, I have cable bitch and the fastest dial up one can have.

Thanks man and I'll try not to post anymore posts about Pat and then make them about me again and I'll be sure to use gooder grammar and writing skills like the Bakersfield Chimp's very proper "if he has any, have nicknames" and the like. I would never make fun of typos because the cool nerds here don't ever obsess on that or anything else. I also know that unlike my tired, fat, stupid, old self you will not blink your eyes from 35 to 51, it doesn't happen that way for manly studs that have real important things going on. Thanks for the kind advice, brotherman.
I can't bring myself to read all this. You are gay. You sound like Wop Wopperson. Your son needs lap band.
 
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I can't bring myself to read all this. You are gay. You sound like Wop Wopperson. Your son needs lap band.
It was a cry for help to a better man who can't afford a house like NoBaconEgg guy because old, ill, boomers born in the 70's post baby boom won't allow him to get their gibs. Fucking christ asshole you're in love with me, every post getting a reaction and all, I'm not going to fuck you, ever.
 
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