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How would you prevent your kid from growing up?
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Hire Paul Weimer as a nanny. They won’t reach 8 years old.
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I'd dig up Gary Coleman, collect any type of DNA I could, I'd somehow get that DNA into a syringe and then I'd inject it into a random spot on my kid because I'm not a doctor. Boom. You got a small adorable child star for life.