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How would you prevent your kid from growing into a faggot?

Professor Rape

You're not stupid.
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In the old days you'd just have to worry about your son being born with a disability.

Now there's that and so much more.

He could be a...

Faggot
Drug addict
Tranny
Incel
Racemixer
Streamer
Porn addict
Rapist
Redditor
Pedophile
Homesteader
NoBacon

Is the solution to just keep him off the internet? Because that's why I included homesteader. I don't want to raise a freak of a son who lives on a farm because of le jews.

In fact, if my son was anything like me, ranting about "le jews" or blacks etc online I'd be so fucking depressed.
 
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AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
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Idk. I feel like if you pushed him in the not a faggot direction too hard a la Joe cumia senior you could inadvertently raise a faggot. But don't push hard enough and the fag influences in the culture will make him a faggot. It's like being a junky I guess, you can give a kid the world and they can still end up a useless sack of shit.
 

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Idk. I feel like if you pushed him in the not a faggot direction too hard a la Joe cumia senior you could inadvertently raise a faggot.

If time travel were possible, the first thing I'd do is go back to the Cumia household in the 70s and let Joe senior know that decades in the future his son would buy tits for a tranny who fucked him in the ass.
 
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- Make sure he has good parents
- Make sure you introduce him to normal boy things(construction, trains, tanks, baseball)
- Make sure he's handsome and tall so he can easily get women

I think that's pretty much all you need, most gay guys I've seen are either drug addicts who were molested or 5'2 asian boys or gymbros whose dad beat them and mom didn't love them
 
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