How would a patrick appearance have gone on the doggy channel?

[guest]

Would rick have been able to riff with the bbbboys?

Nana and pat would touch dicks over the second amendment, and this was mccain era so torque would be all in wit the classic conservaTive angle

Then rick would give a hot take on the iraq war and norton would go into baby boy mode
No, child, it isn’t a tough one. Hush.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I think Rick has such a pliable non-personality that he would've fallen into line of agreement

 

[Jenna]

Jimmy would have done one little "oh you go ahead and keep talking, it's your show and we're just along for the ride" type of snarky comment, causing Fatty to lose his shit and snap into Josiah Tape 5 mode.

 

[The Fuchitive]

They would have been talking about his faggy science fiction, then Ant would randomly bring up how the blacks have been running amok ever since Obama took office. Pat would do his gay little “No, child. ThaT is noT whaT happenT. ThaT did noT occur!” and walk out as Opie tore pages out of his book.

 

[guest]

Jim Norton "You sure have an odd way of emphasizing your T's."
Pat: "I donT"
(collective laughter at fat's expense)

and then it just devolves from there until Pat's walking out in 'protest'.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Definitely would've gone like the interview with the 'and then my buddy fell out of the closet with a video camera' guy (forget the faggot's name). They might've shown him some respect at first but they'd have sniffed him out as a pretentious cunt pretty fast and he'd leave the studio in tears and threatening to sue them for the humiliation caused.

 

[The Fuchitive]

Definitely would've gone like the interview with the 'and then my buddy fell out of the closet with a video camera' guy (forget the faggot's name). They might've shown him some respect at first but they'd have sniffed him out as a pretentious cunt pretty fast and he'd leave the studio in tears and threatening to sue them for the humiliation caused.

Tucker Max, who is now some sort of Trad Dad grifter

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It would really just be Rick and Jim being passive aggressive cunts since they’re both pussies. Then AntH would be in a group text with both of them complaining about the Opester. It would just Worm, Fatter Worm and ghoul in the morning.

 

[guest]

Opie low IQ eh?

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[Libby Son Of Loin]

Patrick would copy and paste but it would be a setup for "WE HEARD YOU"

 

[The Fuchitive]

It would really just be Rick and Jim being passive aggressive cunts since they’re both pussies. Then AntH would be in a group text with both of them complaining about the Opester. It would just Worm, Fatter Worm and ghoul in the morning.

The little cunt won’t even look at me!

I am not a little cunt, child! Those are just your delusions again!

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

The Pig is a pussy face to face so he would chuckle along to whatever horseshit Nana and Worm would say. He would add nothing and be a total bore. Afterwards, he would rip the show on Twitter for being fascists and nazis. Then Opie would start the next show by saying he doesn't even remember the guy and didn't hear what he said while dedicated the first 45 minutes of the show to him.