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How to win friends and influence people

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I've never gotten past chapter 1, "smile", because it's impossible for me. How do you smile without looking like a weird faggot?

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I only smile naturally when something good happens (which is never).
Actually I was thinking about something patrick or joe related at work once and a chick smiled at me thinking I was smiling, so that shit works.
When I think about stupid shit I saw on the internet I actively start giggling. You look like a psycho doing that alone. I've been doing it my entire history as an internet person. My mother would yell at me for it.
It's all bullshit, those skills cannot be taught you either have it or you don't
Even if you have social skills the outward psycho-manipulation techniques don't work on people who are impenetrable walls.
 

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I've never gotten past chapter 1, "smile", because it's impossible for me. How do you smile without looking like a weird faggot?

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the trick to smiling is not smiling

you think of a smile or something fun or funny and it naturally appears on your face

but it works diff with phones, if you force a smile on the phone, it changes your disposition to a positive one

and remember it takes more muscles to frown than smile
 
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