how to re-unite OPie and Anthony

[not that Jack Horner]

first off we gotta parent trap this whole thing

we need to kill jim norton

i know this seems like a crazy proposal

but at this point, jim has created a self fulfilling prophecy

if Jim dies, Opie and Anthony will finally be together

this is obviously a joke,

but when you think about it.

opie and anthony would both show up to that funeral,

and realize "holy shit brother man, sniff, weres my gun" till the cows came home

both can have a drink

they finally go "damn, jim was the glue, but also the wedge"

they spend the next 5 years literally destroying everyone for sport

just to prove they still got it

and the last episode, an interview with stern

ron shows up and fezzy sits in the background with steve c and all the dead in super cool jedi blue


this can happen, if jim norton dies a violent death

obviously this is a joke,

but if someone out there wanted to get O&A back together, they should murder jim norton

and if they had time, sam probably touches kids