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How to draw a Cow

Turk February

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This asshole! I waited all that time to see the cow and he only shows it forlike 3 frames! What a jerk! I want to see more of the fucking cow, you big bitch!
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Turk February

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That's a really shitty fucking cow.

I don't care if he's retarded, fucking do better.
I disagree, Abe, he did that really fast because he knows he's an entertainer first, a drawer second, and I actually think he did a wonderful cartoon cow. I challenge you to time yourself and do as good of a job.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I disagree, Abe, he did that really fast because he knows he's an entertainer first, a drawer second, and I actually think he did a wonderful cartoon cow. I challenge you to time yourself and do as good of a job.
I just drew a photorealistic cow in colored pencils in five seconds.

I'm not posting it because I don't fucking have to prove shit to you.
 

Turk February

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I just drew a photorealistic cow in colored pencils in five seconds.

I'm not posting it because I don't fucking have to prove shit to you.
I don't know man, I hope I'm not saying anything out of line, but I can't imagine why a guy wouldn't just draw a cow and post it.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I don't know man, I'm hope I'm not saying anything, but I can't imagine why a guy wouldn't just draw a cow and post it.

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Your cow fucking sucks shit too. My cow is a work of art. If you look close at the eyes, I drew a beautiful sunset in the reflections. You don't even deserve to see my cow. That I drew in 3 seconds.

Some day when you're a House Man, maybe I'll let you look at my cow.
 
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Lamont & Tonelli

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This thing sickens me in a way other retards don't. Chef Adumb is dopey, but he's like a whole different animal. Yay Yay is terrifying, but he lives far enough away that I'm not too worried, like a tiger or Komodo dragon. Sobel is so close to being a real person, there's an uncanny valley effect for me that activates my primal disgust/revulsion senses.
 

Turk February

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This thing sickens me in a way other retards don't. Chef Adumb is dopey, but he's like a whole different animal. Yay Yay is terrifying, but he lives far enough away that I'm not too worried, like a tiger or Komodo dragon. Sobel is so close to being a real person, there's an uncanny valley effect for me that activates my primal disgust/revulsion senses.
I was actually thinking something similar. With me it's not a disgust but its like a real sadness. When I see him talking passionately about something extremely childish that really matters to him I just go "what are you supposed to do with him?" I'm not gay or anything, but part of me feels bad in a way other than anger.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

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I was actually thinking something similar. With me it's not a disgust but its like a real sadness. When I see him talking passionately about something extremely childish that really matters to him I just go "what are you supposed to do with him?" I'm not gay or anything, but part of me feels bad in a way other than anger.
I get that, and I'm not mad at Dan for being who he is (either one). It's more a "there but for the grace of God" thing, I'm horrified at the prospect that I could have or a hypothetical child of mind could turn out that way. It's not his fault he skeeves me the fuck out, but it's not my fault, either.
 
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