How the fuck do you wake up feeling rested during the week?

[NortheastPhilly]

I have to wake up at like 4:45 everyday for work. The first 2 hours of being awake for me is a suicidal feeling. Throwing on my clothes, jumping in my car, taking off before Im even awake. Its a feeling of dread hard to describe.

Once I fully wake up around 9, everythings fine and I can think rationally, but I wish I could be in a reasonable headspace in the mornings

 

[guest]

I just ride it out. It's nice to be numb for a while in the morning

 

[guest]

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Try a different shift.

 

[guest]

Literally the only solution is be responsible and go to bed earlier or get a different job. Everyone I know who wakes up early for work gets like 5 hours of sleep like a retard.

 

[LingerLonger]

Go to bed much earlier. And drink lots of coffee in the morning.

 

[White nigger slayer]

Stop drinking during the week. Problem solved.

 

[wbgreen]

I just ride it out. It's nice to be numb for a while in the morning

I liked that because it’s getting paid to wake up. Fat cats aren’t taking my time at full energy.

 

[guest]

When I got up that early I'd usually be in bed by sunset most of the time. It sucked.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Stop drinking during the week. Problem solved.

Yeah, I'm sure that'll turn his frown upside down

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Stop drinking during the week. Problem solved.

He wanted a rational solution and not an impossible one.

 

[guest]

I liked that because it’s getting paid to wake up. Fat cats aren’t taking my time at full energy.

My morning commute isn't nearly as bad as the way back because I'm not awake enough to give a shit. I got my coffee got my audiobook I go I stop I go I merge I go I stop. I'm a simple guy.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Have an assortment of wine, beers and liquors so you can look forward to every night being a surprise to how you'll decide to drink yourself to sleep
Also do so as quickly as possible so you go to bed earlier

 

[guest]

I had to be out of the door at 5.30 for about 8 years. My only advice would be try to be in bed by 10, avoid drinking during the week and use the weekends to catch up on sleep.

 

[Dennyislife]

No matter what I wake up at 6am. If I am tired I go to bed at 10 but then I wake up even earlier. I can't ever get back to sleep when I wake up. I feel rested enough though

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Stop drinking during the week. Problem solved.

Start drinking in the morning. Problem solved

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Start drinking in the morning. Problem solved

It’s like rebounding with a cup of coffee but more efficient. Good way to start the day with a positive attitude as well.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Stop drinking during the week. Problem solved.

What kinda answer is this?

It’s like rebounding with a cup of coffee but more efficient. Good way to start the day with a positive attitude as well.

That's more like it, we're all about positivity here! & you can have the cup of coffee after the booze

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What kinda answer is this?

That's more like it, we're all about positivity here! & you can have the cup of coffee after the booze

I’ve only ever had Irish Coffee after dinner but seems like it might be a good morning drink.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I’ve only ever had Irish Coffee after dinner but seems like it might be a good morning drink.

Irish coffee is fucking perfect; you don't wanna get zooted but it perks you up niccce