How the FUCK did I not notice this earlier

[Vito Carlucci]

So I’ve been listening to these guys for about two years, and it’s fawking INSANE how I didn’t notice the faggoty back-and-forths between Nana and Norton the first couple listens.

“Haha! Oh, Yimmy…” I’d have more respect for the two if Cumia just blew the Worm on air.

And the BALLWASHERS my god. “I smile so hard every time I hear Norton laugh at one of Ant’s jokes :)” DO YA??

Set aside how quickly I picked-up on the Worm’s limited joke arsenal; Bo-Derrick, Self-inflicted gunshot wound, baby rape—SHUDDAP!!!

Those two should've just gotten a room to whisper “Shining” references into each-others’ assholes, the queers.

Cold takes, but personal venting, BTW. *sniff*

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

 

[Chubby's Cheesesteaks]

I can't listen to them anymore. They've all revealed themselves to be such unbearable talentless faggots on their own that it just ruins it.

They all just went down the most predictable path possible when left to their own devices -

• Nana - became a brain rotted, Twitter addicted old queen who just went full MAGA/conservative grifter but is too lazy to even do it well.
• Opie - doing the whole "I don't care, I'm a rich guy just having fun livestreaming but I also pack my video titles full of clickbait and constantly talk about my ex radio partners and upload obsessively in the hopes of going viral. But I'm having fun!"
• Norton - Literally married a male prostitute who he calls his "wife" and is miserable but also delighted that he gets a 7" Nordic cock up his ass every night.