How powerful are your erections?

[Dog Eater]

I remember a friend being in disbelief when I told him I could support a fully soaked towel on my erect penis. I guess I’ve always had strong hard ons and found it easy/convenient to hang items off them. How’s your boners? Are they strong and useful like mine or are you pushing rope like a drunk?

 

[gassers]

I remember a friend being in disbelief when I told him I could support a fully soaked towel on my erect penis. I guess I’ve always had strong hard ons and found it easy/convenient to hang items off them. How’s your boners? Are they strong and useful like mine or are you pushing rope like a drunk?

 

[Stent]

Let's all find out together.

 

[Dennyislife]

Hey is this my history teacher?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Ask Lucy.

 

[DMbA]

It's like spaghetti

 

[Udders]

Seems we're out of topics in Off Topic. BBL gonna watch Prey while testing erection.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I can support a damp washcloth, poorly

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

>and found it easy/convenient to hang items off them

I’ve done a dry or damp towel before as a goof but I’m not following the convenient part.

 

[eggfeller]

it can support a single tissue

 

[Build Black Better]

it can support a single tissue

With or without Jizz & Jergens on it?

 

[HH Brother]

There's always levels to an erection. It can be like a snail, or it can be an extremely angry five inch tadpole, funster.

 

[Dog Eater]

>and found it easy/convenient to hang items off them

I’ve done a dry or damp towel before as a goof but I’m not following the convenient part.

When you’re trying to do stuff (usually making food I guess) while naked and your hands are full. I’ll also tuck my phone between my testicle and thighs, it holds it pretty good.

 

[RaggotFetard]

When does morning wood stop? I’m 37 and still wake up with a raging hard on every single morning.

 

[eggfeller]

With or without Jizz & Jergens on it?

not just dry but dehydrated also

 

[PickleRickle]

Dontcha just love waking up with a massive and hard false boner thinking I still got dis shit, then realizing you just have to take a piss?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[Build Black Better]

When does morning wood stop? I’m 37 and still wake up with a raging hard on every single morning.

Around 11:30 for the more virile among us.

 

[Build Black Better]

Just when I think I had seen heard of every fetish. I hope that bird's name is not Lorena because a large parrott could bobbitt that fucker right off with a single bite.

 

[Dog Eater]

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I haven’t seen this photo in like 15 years.