How often do you think of this?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If I were Nancy Kerrigan and that guy tried to hit me in the leg with an extendable baton, I'd roundhouse the baton out of his hand, choke him out and fuck him in the ass. I've replayed the situation in my head a million times and there is no possible outcome that doesn't involve me disarming the guy and fucking him in the ass. I think about this every single day. Nancy Kerrigan doesn't have the heart of a warrior.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I havent thought of that name since the 90s.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I would have used my skills in kapoeira and dance fought the guy and just when I have him off balance, I'd whip out my ankle knives (I had knife training in a strip mall dojo) and slice him up like a pepperoni
Attached are the knives I've trained with

 

[Ladynyahh]

I don't think of that horsefaced bitch but I do think of Tonya Harding getting plowed by ol big-dick Jeff Gilooly on video

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Would you slash him up Chun-Li style with your ice skates?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I would have used my skills in kapoeira and dance fought the guy and just when I have him off balance, I'd whip out my ankle knives (I had knife training in a strip mall dojo) and slice him up like a pepperoni
Attached are the knives I've trained with

I use one of those as a neck-knife.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Semi-regularly

 

[Stent]

Usssss!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

the best thing to do with an extendable baton is unscrew the end & fill it with lead, you can even balance it to your handling/swing... don''t use it on a woman tho' - WTF!?!
I've seen a standard police-issue baton snap on a skinhead

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Nancy Kerrigan's brother killed their father in a scuffle and was tried for murder but I believe he was acquitted.

 

[aRTie02150]

Nancy Kerrigan's brother killed their father in a scuffle and was tried for murder but I believe he was acquitted.

Lol they fought over a telephone or some shit. It was a big story in Boston when it happened.

Like Jerry Remy's son.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nancy Kerrigan's brother killed their father in a scuffle and was tried for murder but I believe he was acquitted.

I had no idea. Her brother has the spirit of the warrior. He would've fucked that guy in the ass like he did their father.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Lol they fought over a telephone or some shit. It was a big story in Boston when it happened.

Like Jerry Remy's son.

Yeah that's the only reason I knew about it. Her family was from Stoneham and it was a huge news story in Boston like ten years ago.

 

[johnnynoname]

Like Jerry Remy's son.

ribs for this reference

 

[guest]

If I were Nancy Kerrigan and that guy tried to hit me in the leg with an extendable baton, I'd roundhouse the baton out of his hand, choke him out and fuck him in the ass. I've replayed the situation in my head a million times and there is no possible outcome that doesn't involve me disarming the guy and fucking him in the ass. I think about this every single day. Nancy Kerrigan doesn't have the heart of a warrior.

If I were Nancy Kerrigan and that guy tried to hit me, I would immediately neutralize him and turn him over to the police who are actively hunting him.