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I do workout, shit, shower.Like clockwork, a huge heave in right after my morning cawfee...then a shower.
A mid workout shit is the worst. I try to hold off until my workout is done or if I start crowning.I do workout, shit, shower.
Smelly butt nigga nobody told him?I take a psyllium supplement twice daily. I basically void everything I ate the previous day in one single plop first thing in the morning. My bowels are immaculate. You really don't even need to wipe much if you're taking some form of psyllium one way or another daily.
Do you wipe with your bare hand?Smelly butt nigga nobody told him?
No, he gets hosed off in the drivewayDo you wipe with your bare hand?
Drink a lot of water and then your shitter might not feel like King Kong tried to finger itFuck I need to shit more. Couldn’t shit for a week last month. If I described the size of the shit I took you guys wouldn’t believe me. There’s not a cock a live that was anywhere near as big as the shit I took. Circumference, lol maybe if you stuck two of the fattest dicks together.
Thanks daddyDrink a lot of water and then your shitter might not feel like King Kong tried to finger it
Time to hit the hay, Slugger. You've got a big day tomorrow!Thanks daddy
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