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I have a cross necklace that used to be my grandma’s. I think watches are gay.
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Nice providing more proof you're a woman, stupid.necklace that used to be my grandma’s
It’s just a silver cross. Agreed on your second sentence though.Wedding ring only. Jewely on men is pretty gay.
Nice providing more proof you're a woman, stupid.
It's on a dainty feminine chain and you know it.It’s just a silver cross.
It’s on a regular silver chain. I’m not DMX so I don’t have big chains.It's on a dainty feminine chain and you know it.
Expensive?I wear a watch
My mother bought me a St. Christopher necklace when I had my first Communion. I got drunk and lost it. One of maybe three things in my life that I’m genuinely ashamed about.I wear the current Apple Watch Ultra. I’d like to wear more jewelry, but I just can’t bring myself to give a shit. Been thinking about a nice gold chain. Maybe a St. Christopher medal necklace, or something like that. Good Catholic stuff…
I don't wear a watch or a ring or any necklace or ear rings. All of those are for girls and wanna be girls
I hate smart watches, just another thing you need to plug inAnybody that wears an apple watch or "fit bit" is a fucking fruit.
I can check my email and see how many steps I've taken!
...can ya?
yeah its a Casio F91WExpensive?
not terribly. It’s a GMT and kinda looks like the Pepsi Rolex (I’m not rich like McGowan so I have to buy cheap imitations).Expensive?
Nothing says rich more than velcro.yeah its a Casio F91W
He's some free speech grifter now so he will have to accept my point of view
Yeah, I know they’re gay, but I like that I can keep track and stay motivated with my daily exercise, and read and answer texts/phone calls from my watch when I’m not near my phone. Among other useful features.Anybody that wears an apple watch or "fit bit" is a fucking fruit.
I can check my email and see how many steps I've taken!
...can ya?
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