How much does Patrick profit off of handselling?

[guest]

Just trying to do a little math equation here...

Let's say Patrick makes $5 for every book he handsells. That means he will need to handsell 3,400 books to pay Quasi's quash ($17,000 ÷ $5/book). I know he's a good handseller, but that's a lot of books!!

I can't even begin to imagine how many books he'd have to handsell for his lawyers.

 

[RoTheHo69]

At that rate he better start foot selling too!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Niki should be giving handjobs.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

At that rate he better start foot selling too!

Dvv dvv dvv sock cuckah

 

[guest]

He could hand sell at the stadium between taking photographs of kids and fucking his wife in the parking lot.

LiTeraTure! Get your liTeraTure here!

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Handselling wasn't working, so he had to start mouthselling under the bridge, if you catch my drift.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

And as with everything else, child, you are wrong. Stavros has assured me that you have committed multiple felonies and the subpoena will be approved. Quasi will be forced to turn over your actual contact information and you will all be arrested and made to pay my legal fees for attacking me for literally no reason. And yes, child, I do make six figures from hand sales alone. And no, child, I do not bully Hooligan's patrons into buying my books. They do so because I am the greatest writer of all time and they would be stupid not to purchase my work in person, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.