How much do you masturbate?

[NoBacon]

Be honest.

I feel like I’ve committed some huge betrayal when I do it. I’m not starting another theological debate though, that’s just my personal belief.

Anyway, what’s your numbers gang?

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Sir, this is a pro semen retention forum. Kindly refrain from such vulgar lines of inquiry.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Pretty gay question tbh

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Pretty gay question tbh

Shut up and send us pics of your feet

 

[Boqqie McFarlane]

Sir, this is a pro semen retention forum. Kindly refrain from such vulgar lines of inquiry.

#RetentionGang going strong. I do like to take a break for about 30 minutes a day, helps clear the head out

 

[Turry Fawks]

Shut up and send us pics of your feet

My feet are jacked up, dude. I'd be 5'9 if they weren't so flat

 

[NoBacon]

Sir, this is a pro semen retention forum. Kindly refrain from such vulgar lines of inquiry.

It only that were true.

When I get the urge I actually treat it like I’m in a battle. A real physical battle, the enemy is some kind of amorphous pervert loser fat guy like @Jenna or tiny rude nerd like @Turry Fawks and I kill them with my bare hands by winning (not rubbing one out)

It works.

 

[Turry Fawks]

#RetentionGang going strong. I do like to take a break for about 30 minutes a day, helps clear the head out

How do you jack off 60 times a day?

 

[NoBacon]

Are there any real answers?

ME: a good week, just once
A bad week, 5-8 times.

 

[Dog Eater]

Are there any real answers?

ME: a good week, just once
A bad week, 5-8 times.

This guy rubs his penis to childhood molestation victims having sex for drug money.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've been over this, but most days I bust two loads before I even get up and I can't sleep without blowing a load either. I'm prepared to bust a load at all times. I've definitely had rainy days with nothing going on where I'm hitting double digits and my jizz is basically clear by the end. I got a lot of cum in my nuts and a high sex drive. If I don't get the poison out I'm a genuinely dangerous person.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

When I get the urge I actually treat it like I’m in a battle. A real physical battle, the enemy is some kind of amorphous pervert loser fat guy like @Jenna or tiny rude nerd like @Turry Fawks and I kill them with my bare hands by winning (not rubbing one out)

It works.

A bad week, 5-8 times.

So when things are tough you're pounding off to @Turry Fawks and @Jenna every day and twice on Sunday?

edit - seriously one of the most confusing things ever typed on here

 

[Turry Fawks]

While we're on the topic why doesn't everyone describe their hammer in vivid detail so @NoBacon can get an idea of what everyone's working with. Serious replies only

 

[Chapel]

He’s going to start posting photos of him doing, is that he? Dirty bastard

 

[Jenna]

Sir, this is a pro semen retention forum. Kindly refrain from such vulgar lines of inquiry.

Hey @NoBacon is a devout follower of semen retention! He retains all his semen on his sweatpants.

 

[johnnynoname]

once every cuppa days


my spank bank is depleted

i'm switching between a light skinned black girl i should banged, and Kennedy

 

[Boqqie McFarlane]

once every cuppa days


my spank bank is depleted

i'm switching between a light skinned black girl i should banged, and Kennedy

Nigga you still jack off to thoughts?

 

[Dan’s arm hair]

I got a rag that took so many loads I hung it in a fuckin frame. People think it’s art.

 

[johnnynoname]

Nigga you still jack off to thoughts?

it's an easier clean up in the shower

 

[johnnynoname]

"why not just going on a date, and actually having sex with a woman?"

why would i want someone else involved in this ?!