How many of you guys have totaled a car?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Please do share your humorous anecdotes.

 

[Meownaw]

It was snowing pretty bad and there was a red light at the bottom of a hill covered in ice. Tried to slow down and lost control smashing into a tree but only got a couple bruises. Not that interesting now that I type it out.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

ME: two for two without dying.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

 

[PickleRickle]

I havent totaled a car, but heres an equally gay story.

My neighbor pulls into the parking lot in the middle of winter like a retard, slides into my truck, caves in the rear quarter panel, I do him a solid and say no insurance, pay me monthly whatever you can afford, i'll consider us square once you've paid up like 300 (not even close to the repair costs, I was being nice because hes struggling.)

THEN HE FUCKING DIED

 

[Harry Powell]

i rear ended a guy and folded up his trunk.

I offered him a couple grand CASH to pay for his rusted out 1995 Cadillac beater. Instead he opted to sue my insurance.

I think they gave him $900.

 

[Dog Eater]

ME: two for two without dying.

Same, best one was technically my fault, some hispanic families sedan broke down on the interstate so they thought the best place to park it would be in lane fucking 3. I was following an SUV too close and not paying attention because I was tired. He swerved last minute and I plowed into the back of the sedan and apparently spun and hit 2 other cars. A coil spring went through my windshield somehow. Only scratch I had on me was the airbag burned the hair off my knuckles. I had no insurance or registration at the time but the cops didn’t even check lol.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Same, best one was technically my fault, some hispanic families sedan broke down on the interstate so they thought the best place to park it would be in lane fucking 3. I was following an SUV too close and not paying attention because I was tired. He swerved last minute and I plowed into the back of the sedan and apparently spun and hit 2 other cars. A coil spring went through my windshield somehow. Only scratch I had on me was the airbag burned the hair off my knuckles. I had no insurance or registration at the time but the cops didn’t even check lol.

My nigga.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I totalled two cars in one year. Both times I was high on benzos. Both times the police drove me home. also got stuck on a guardrail once when I was high on benzos and the cops told me to wait at Dunkin Donuts for my ride. The points from on my license from my DUI (alcohol) have finally fallen off but currently only one company will insure me. My brother gave me his car and bought a new one last time it happened but he said that's the last time. I don't take benzos anymore.

 

[BoomerSperg]

once it and it may or may not have been related to this image.

 

[FamilyDollar]

Usually they happen on highways.

 

[guest]

Was whacking lines all night and went out for more blow, got a mile away realized I forgot my cigarettes and sped into an impossible u turn and smashed into a tree

 

[HH Brother]

Wrecked my Shelby when it was snowing, funster.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Please do share your humorous anecdotes.

Well we were on the way home from a minor league baseball game and the girlfriend was being obnoxious so I started doing donuts in this empty parking lot we were driving though it and turned into a crazy fight. She got out of the car to walk home and I drove home with the step kids. Eventually she showed up and I took off for the bar. After the bar I went and got a bunch of flowers, deciding it the time to wake her up in the middle of the night and propose to her. Next thing I know I'm driving home and I've hit something and the SUV is making all kinds of bad noise and driving all crazy. Luckily I'm right by our house and the car makes it home and I park in front of the house. It's smashed pretty good, leaking shit everywhere. Trail of shit from whatever I hit to where it was parked. I get the ring out of where I was hiding it and get all the flowers and shit ready. Then I realize I've lost the ring. I'm tearing apart the house/garage for hours, I JUST had it! FAWK! Eventually I find the mother fucker, put the flowers in the room, and wake her up and ask her to marry me. She says something to the affirmative. After a little bit: "oh yeah, and I smashed up our new car." I went hunting around where I hit whatever I hit and couldn't find any evidence of anything. Got insurance money for most of the car and wound up getting a better one.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

When I was maybe eighteen, I was driving around after it snowed, doing donuts and etc. There was a guy sleigh riding with his kids on a nearby hill, and he parked his brand new Saab on the side of the road. I was fucking around, lost it, and the rear of my car swung around and hit the back of the Saab, and the fucking thing folded up like an accordion. My car suffered minimal damage, a bent bumper. I tried to flee, but I got stuck in the snow. I was with another guy, we had all kinds of weed on us, and I figured I was totally doomed. The cop arrived on the scene, and the Saab guy started freaking out, and got up in the cop's face, and ended up getting arrested. Another cop came over to me and said "you can just go". So I did. And nothing ever came of it.

I've been a few totals, the most recent one was five years ago. It was the only one beside the Saab story that was entirely my fault. I just totally fucked up, ran a stop sign, and got T boned by a Ford Bronco. The airbag went off, my sunglasses cut my face up pretty good, and I knocked out two fillings. It was just so stupid, and I've been a lot more cautious since.

 

[New Name]

I've been driving rwd cars blackout drunk in northern MN for 20+ years and besides a couple yanks out the ditch and a dui in my driveway no damage done.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I had two cars catch on fire to the point where they were completely engulfed in flames within a few years of each other. Neither one cost me more than a grand though so it wasn't that huge of a loss.