How many of you are good dancers?

[guest]

Besides slowdancing with your chick or something like the waltz when you're good at it,
is there anything gayer/cringier than guys dancing?

I dance like there' s nobody watching..
...do ya?


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[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I was known to cut a rug in my youth. Now I only dance at weddings and such when the wife keeps bugging me

 

[NoBacon]

When that guy went viral skateboarding with orange juice, that was pretty gay

 

[guest]

I went to Texas once and everyone there would dance around in a circle like a bunch of fairies. Tough guys my ass.

 

[Dennyislife]

I haven't danced this century

 

[Harry Powell]

I used to when I was wasted. Now I have no clue what to do and just do the classic white guy 2-step.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I listen to dance music but instead of dance I just pace around and get nervous.
I scrolled slowly and saw the September in that first video's title and filled the rest in with my head thinking the bit was that this thread was gonna be about dancing Israelis.

I went to Texas once and everyone there would dance around in a circle like a bunch of fairies. Tough guys my ass.

I'm from Texas and that's all the proof you need that it's the gayest place on Earth.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I once watched a Spaniard dance with a black chick at a party and thought I could do that. Turns out I could.

I got mad poon after that

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I don't feel compelled to dance whether or not anyone's looking. I guess I've just got too big of a pecker.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm a triple threat, sport.

I would've been in the Rat Pack but Sammy Davis Jr. was intimidated by my moves. Fucking cyclops nigger/kike.

I also had a breakdancing crew in the 80's.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

2 beer buzz and Im prancing like Nana

 

[Bullhauler Bob]

I'm a great dancer. Here's some of my work:

 

[Bumley]

I once watched a Spaniard dance with a black chick at a party and thought I could do that. Turns out I could.

I got mad poon after that

Women love a dancing man. Which is why it should be avoided. Especially latin dancing. The shit's undignified and feminine.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I was known to  sell a rug in my youth.

Of course you were.

 

[HH Brother]

I do the stanky legster.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Of course you were.

I'm not s filthy Turk

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm a great dancer. Here's some of my work:

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I try to think of something even gayer than what's popular with young blacks, and then it becomes a thing and I have to stop doing that move

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I can jitterbug with the best of ‘em.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]