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How many hours has Patrick spent correcTing the record?

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He’s claimed it’s his full time job and why he can’t get a real one. He’s too busy letting everyone know he’s not fat, he does not have aids, is not losing his hair, did not burn down the rain Forrest, did not kill JFK, did not cancel Star Trek, did not steal the Lindbergh baby, was not the fat kid from bad Santa, did not steal Christmas, is not a lesbian, did not get a sex change, did not have a speeding ticket, and that nobody farted into his wife’s vagina.
 

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Heidi Hildeman customer
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considering he claims every single last one of us spends "every waking moment" criminally harassing him and he must reply to every interaction to correcT the record, I'd say a lot

certainly more than any father-daughter bonding time he has experienced or will ever experience
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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He’s claimed it’s his full time job and why he can’t get a real one. He’s too busy letting everyone know he’s not fat, he does not have aids, is not losing his hair, did not burn down the rain Forrest, did not kill JFK, did not cancel Star Trek, did not steal the Lindbergh baby, was not the fat kid from bad Santa, did not steal Christmas, is not a lesbian, did not get a sex change, did not have a speeding ticket, and that nobody farted into his wife’s vagina.
Pat is our sadder version of Lady Di.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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It’s funny how much they’re alike. Both had a kid they couldn’t / refused to take care off, both had every excuse to not getting a job, getting drunk everyday, etc.

They both lie about how much they fuck their alkie roommate. Bill's just a friend and Niki is super horny for Patrick dick.
 
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