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How many guys do you know that are an actual FUCKIN PROBLEM?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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My main group of friends and I have been the fawkin problems since we were kids. We've all chilled out a lot but it's known that if you fuck with one of us you're getting beat up. My best friend's older brother is like 5'6" and he might be the toughest dude I've ever met. I've watched him hospitalize huge guys that he had to jump to hit in the face. The best was this big black guy who somehow got a big chunk of dreadlocks knocked right off his head.

Then I have my musician friends who are complete and utter cowards across the board. I've stopped hanging out with a bunch of them because my other group of friends are pretty much my brothers because we've been tight since we were kids and we'd all die for eachother but the musicians would mouth off to people, expect me to be cool with going to jail for them and if the cops were ever involved they talk without any pushback at all and never seem to understand that instead of just being really disappointed in them I should've been breaking their fucking legs.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie bonnie bonnie❤️
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My main group of friends and I have been the fawkin problems since we were kids. We've all chilled out a lot but it's known that if you fuck with one of us you're getting beat up. My best friend's older brother is like 5'6" and he might be the toughest dude I've ever met. I've watched him hospitalize huge guys that he had to jump to hit in the face. The best was this big black guy who somehow got a big chunk of dreadlocks knocked right off his head.

Then I have my musician friends who are complete and utter cowards across the board. I've stopped hanging out with a bunch of them because my other group of friends are pretty much my brothers because we've been tight since we were kids and we'd all die for eachother but the musicians would mouth off to people, expect me to be cool with going to jail for them and if the cops were ever involved they talk without any pushback at all and never seem to understand that instead of just being really disappointed in them I should've been breaking their fucking legs.
Abe is a fawkin problem! Always has been.
 

DMbA

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My main group of friends and I have been the fawkin problems since we were kids. We've all chilled out a lot but it's known that if you fuck with one of us you're getting beat up. My best friend's older brother is like 5'6" and he might be the toughest dude I've ever met. I've watched him hospitalize huge guys that he had to jump to hit in the face. The best was this big black guy who somehow got a big chunk of dreadlocks knocked right off his head.

Then I have my musician friends who are complete and utter cowards across the board. I've stopped hanging out with a bunch of them because my other group of friends are pretty much my brothers because we've been tight since we were kids and we'd all die for eachother but the musicians would mouth off to people, expect me to be cool with going to jail for them and if the cops were ever involved they talk without any pushback at all and never seem to understand that instead of just being really disappointed in them I should've been breaking their fucking legs.
You got a license for that mate
 

Sue Lightning

Faggot.
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This one guy I knew was a real, real fawkin problem. Its hard to know where to begin. He lied about having brain cancer to make everyone sympathize with him, in actuality he was hanging out with gangbanging nigs and robbing people of their shoes. Lied about being abused by his parents. Sent a girls nudes to her parents for literally no fucking reason, then threatened to beat their asses when they obviously got mad. Burned one of those free books for kids stations at playgrounds. Faked a pregnancy scare to manipulate this girl into staying with him. Idea of fun was going to Miami and carjacking people. When his girlfriend broke up with him he tried “committing suicide” and got everyone at school to blame the girl. Theres definitely more i’m forgetting. Certified scumbag and the only guy i know who i hope genuinely dies.
 
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