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Everyone I hang out with is kind of a pussy and they’re as lanky as me. I don’t fight (get my ass beat) for a reason.
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Stay tuned for the third revision.This is your second crack and I still have no idea what you’re asking lmao.
Abe is a fawkin problem! Always has been.My main group of friends and I have been the fawkin problems since we were kids. We've all chilled out a lot but it's known that if you fuck with one of us you're getting beat up. My best friend's older brother is like 5'6" and he might be the toughest dude I've ever met. I've watched him hospitalize huge guys that he had to jump to hit in the face. The best was this big black guy who somehow got a big chunk of dreadlocks knocked right off his head.
Then I have my musician friends who are complete and utter cowards across the board. I've stopped hanging out with a bunch of them because my other group of friends are pretty much my brothers because we've been tight since we were kids and we'd all die for eachother but the musicians would mouth off to people, expect me to be cool with going to jail for them and if the cops were ever involved they talk without any pushback at all and never seem to understand that instead of just being really disappointed in them I should've been breaking their fucking legs.
You got a license for that mateMy main group of friends and I have been the fawkin problems since we were kids. We've all chilled out a lot but it's known that if you fuck with one of us you're getting beat up. My best friend's older brother is like 5'6" and he might be the toughest dude I've ever met. I've watched him hospitalize huge guys that he had to jump to hit in the face. The best was this big black guy who somehow got a big chunk of dreadlocks knocked right off his head.
Then I have my musician friends who are complete and utter cowards across the board. I've stopped hanging out with a bunch of them because my other group of friends are pretty much my brothers because we've been tight since we were kids and we'd all die for eachother but the musicians would mouth off to people, expect me to be cool with going to jail for them and if the cops were ever involved they talk without any pushback at all and never seem to understand that instead of just being really disappointed in them I should've been breaking their fucking legs.
Abe does what he wants to do.You got a license for that mate
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