How long until Susan kicks rocks?

[Cuphead]

We all know that car is like 15 years old or some shit and Mustangs are expensive to fix up. With the legal fees he's on the hook for will Patrick even be able to afford a new car and if he can it sure won't be a Mustang.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I hope it lives long enough that Quasi can seize it and rename it Donald Trump.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He only drives it from the Hovel to Hooligans, which is .6 miles. He'll have that pile-of-shit forever.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He only drives it from the Hovel to Hooligans, which is .6 miles. He'll have that pile-of-shit forever.

The frame will rust to shit or an axle will fail. You're right, it never goes anywhere other than the bar and the occasional speeding excursion but he doesn't protect it.

 

[EraGodless]

He only drives it from the Hovel to Hooligans, which is .6 miles. He'll have that pile-of-shit forever.

When she was 75 or so, my grandma drove that distance to her hairdresser every week. Da fuq is Patrick's excuse for not walking 10-15 minutes and not risking a DUI? Lazy retard.

 

[FurBurger]

Quasi ought to write "Pedo Faggot" on every body panel and then lease it back to Pat.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

My grandma drove that distance to her hairdresser every week. When she was 75 ir so. Da fuq is Patrick's excuse for not walking 10-15 and not risking a DUI? Lazy retard.

My guess is that he’s scared to walk through his neighborhood.

 

[guest]

I hope it lives long enough that Quasi can seize it and rename it Donald Trump.

It'd be so much better if Quasi has it crushed into a cube at a junk yard, films it and sends a copy of the video to Fat.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Those .6 mile drives in shit-ass Milwaukee weather are horrible for the long-term upkeep of a car.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He only drives it from the Hovel to Hooligans, which is .6 miles. He'll have that pile-of-shit forever.

He rarely ever drives since he has nowhere to be, I bet he only fills up once ever 2-3 months. When the Covid lockdown started I had the same tank of gas for 3 months because there was nowhere to go and my grocery store is less than a mile. I imagine that is the same for Pat, it’s why he told America to “shut the fuck up” over rising gas prices because he rarely gets gas and doesn’t understand that most people have to drive everyday.

 

[peckafacce]

Unless he drunkly wraps it around a pole, he will have it forever. He can't afford to buy anything else.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I hope it lives long enough that Quasi can seize it and rename it Donald Trump.

Maybe have it resprayed orange with a nice Trump wrap on the hood.

 

[FurBurger]

Unless he drunkly wraps it around a pole, he will have it forever.

A lot of people think that, but in actual fact Pat has just lost a fairly large lawsuit and is heading towards losing all of his possessions.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Maybe have it resprayed orange with a nice Trump wrap on the hood.

I was thinking a taste Slutmobile style airbrush job, featuring niki

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I was thinking a taste Slutmobile style airbrush job, featuring niki

Classy!

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Actually Nikki drives him and drops him off on her way to Tyrone's. She picks him up after their 5 hour long fart and fuck sessions

 

[guest]

I think a combo Trump 2024 and RIP Bernell in the style of those hand-made airbrushed tshirts that ghetto nigs wear would be pretty sweet.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

My guess is that he’s scared to walk through his neighborhood.

Also, too out of shape to walk 1.2 miles

 

[NortheastPhilly]

A quick search says that 2008 Mustangs will make it to 200,000 with proper maintenance. I swear there was a picture Pat took of his interior that showed the mileage it had. I wonder what it is. I remember those Kempesh posts said he kept his Mustangs in storage for entire winters so there may not be many miles

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Do you think Pat puts like Ultra Premium gas in that piece of shit or does he just use Unleaded?