How long do you expect Pat to live?

[guest]

When do you think our favorite pig finally gets the apple in his mouth and spun on the fire? Many factors at play! Suicide, heart attack, cirrhosis, killed in prison for raping black babies, chokes on food, diabetes...

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Healthy as a fuckin rhino, this guy.

 

[The Arm]

I hedged my bet with 50-60. Medical science is getting better at keeping gluttons alive. Look at (((Harvey Weinstein))). Part of his dick fell off from diabetes, and he's still breathing.

 

[guest]

Hell die of fat and a dead liver in 8 years. Or two if Tony's right about the poison jew shot.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I don't care, as long as a drooling nigger retard kills him

 

[Stent]

I think I'd prefer if a motorbike accident put him into hospital. He might actually lose some weight with only them feeding him. Nooooo! My gains, child doctor!

 

[Cuphead]

The way he eats at Hooligans he'll be lucky if his heart doesn't give out before 50

 

[Brooke Shields]

If our eyes are to be believed it should be within the month.

But with Science(tm) going too far he'll happily stay bedridden from age 45 to 90

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He’ll live plenty. Fat old cowards exist by the shit ton

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

hopefully he lives forever so we can keep trolling

 

[potatopeeler63]

hopefully he lives forever so we can keep trolling

What’s even better is a good amount of cyberatalkers are in their 20s so theyll keep trolling him until he literally dies.

It never gets better for him

 

[Juschippinyababe]

4-5 years max with the all the chinky jew sauce/graphene oxide/luciferase running through his arterosclerosis damaged pig veins

 

[guest]

He's either doing a murder-suicide once Rahul starts collecting his judgement, or he will live another 5 or so years before dropping dead of an alcohol/vaccine/deadbeat related heart attack or stroke.

 

[42069]

The funniest vote was for 60-80 that hit my ribs good

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

its a shame he doesnt think smoking is cool

 

[MonsterSteve]

I hope he lives for my entertainment but all of those fatty tacos and alarming weight gain makes me think he doesn't have long.

OOPSIE DOODLES.

 

[RobertMewler]

I would love for him to keel over tonight but I'll take within 2 years (if I must).

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He's either doing a murder-suicide once Rahul starts collecting his judgement, or he will live another 5 or so years before dropping dead of an alcohol/vaccine/deadbeat related heart attack or stroke.

Attempted Murder Suicide. Niki will overpower him and he'll shoot himself accidentally, dying as he lives, a failure.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Too long.

 

[guest]

Patrick is the classic "dead at 53" types. Even the most unhealthy people can make it through their 40s, but then they hit 50 and the ticker gives out. Happened to my uncle and he was less of a mess than Pat.