How long before the next major bowel movement in the Fatrick saga?

[Nigger]

I'm talking bankruptcy/divorce proceedings, Fatty killing himself, etc

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’d say 1-3 months. The Tomlinson Cycle isn’t always exact but something big usually happens, then there’s a 2-3 month draught, then Rick always manages to do something stupid again. He gets caught, goes silent for around 2 days, then goes back to being retarded. Pretty reliable.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Costa Rica will quiet things down for a bit but we'll have pictures to laugh at.

Some guy on Kiwi Farms says he belongs to the SFWA and has vaguely teased bringing up the lolsuit funding as a member in good standing. If this turns into a scandal and Mary-Robinette gets exposed, they could take Rick to court. Or they could forgive the loan entirely as a "fuck you" to us and any Nazis in the SFWA who disagree.

 

[guest]

Costa Rica will quiet things down for a bit but we'll have pictures to laugh at.

Some guy on Kiwi Farms says he belongs to the SFWA and has vaguely teased bringing up the lolsuit funding as a member in good standing. If this turns into a scandal and Mary-Robinette gets exposed, they could take Rick to court. Or they could forgive the loan entirely as a "fuck you" to us and any Nazis in the SFWA who disagree.

Oh God that would make me so happy. Pat has barely been a member of the SFWA for a full year, he's probably kicked in ~$100 in membership dues. People have every right to be angry that $100k+ of their donation/dues money was dropped on the most retarded lolsuit of all time to satisfy a personal vendetta

 

[potatopeeler63]

only god knows, im sure st norm is pushing the envelope

I do kind of feel empty now, especially with carol leaving, kind of like when we beat the japs in '45 and the vets had to come back to normal civilian life, the ball and chain, pork roast, little timmy, and leave it to beaver.
very solemn

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hasn't October been a bad month in piggys history since finding him?

 

[FurBurger]

I’d say 1-3 months. The Tomlinson Cycle isn’t always exact but something big usually happens, then there’s a 2-3 month draught, then Rick always manages to do something stupid again. He gets caught, goes silent for around 2 days, then goes back to being retarded. Pretty reliable.

Driving that is Quasi wanting his money back, and the SFWA wanting theirs back. I'm not convinced they're allowed to lend it to him in the first place, and I don't think they can give it to him outright; so they're going to want it back with interest and in a hurry.

 

[stealthygeek]

I'm hoping to see him have to resort to getting a real job in the next few months. How long can you survive on "book sales" and Niki Pity while not under contract?

Dream Scenario involves anything that requires him to answer the phone. Picture him working some customer support type of job and rascals constantly leading him on for a half hour only to call him a fat faggot.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The thought of us riding him for 3 years to get a job only then to sabotage any job he manages to get is so god damn hilarious to me.

"Ah, hello - This is Patrick. Am I speaking to Mr Bill Tetley?"

 

[guest]

Driving that is Quasi wanting his money back, and the SFWA wanting theirs back. I'm not convinced they're allowed to lend it to him in the first place, and I don't think they can give it to him outright; so they're going to want it back with interest and in a hurry.

They also probably know that he can just declare bankruptcy and owe nothing (albeit losing his house and everything on the process)

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Oh God that would make me so happy. Pat has barely been a member of the SFWA for a full year, he's probably kicked in ~$100 in membership dues. People have every right to be angry that $100k+ of their donation/dues money was dropped on the most retarded lolsuit of all time to satisfy a personal vendetta

I was thinking about how odd it is that the entire SFWA and all their pedo associates were so vocal about Jon del Arroz and his case against Worldcon, even bitching and crying when he wound up winning, but nobody ever talks about Rick's case.

They must be really ashamed of him. Which really speaks volumes considering the degenerate filth and half-assed writing that they're proud of.

 

[Udders]

Dream Scenario involves anything that requires him to answer the phone. Picture him working some customer support type of job and rascals constantly leading him on for a half hour only to call him a fat faggot.

He already figured ThaT ouT, honey glazed baby infant child.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The SFWA will be the next interesting part of this saga, pig will hide on vacation and will SFWA will have to figure out how they are getting over 100 grand from a guy who couldn’t fathom people having money to fight a lawsuit. Pig is now a year since his last book and is still not under contract with zero on the horizon. He has no money and has no intention of paying anyone. The SFWA will make sure pig never works again from convincing them this lawsuit was a slam dunk.

 

[Mike Glyer]

The SFWA will be the next interesting part of this saga, pig will hide on vacation and will SFWA will have to figure out how they are getting over 100 grand from a guy who couldn’t fathom people having money to fight a lawsuit. Pig is now a year since his last book and is still not under contract with zero on the horizon. He has no money and has no intention of paying anyone. The SFWA will make sure pig never works again from convincing them this lawsuit was a slam dunk.

I wonder how they were paying for the lawyer. Any responsible business would pay Resto after receiving an invoice directly from his office.

I hope they were completely idiotic and were reimbursing Pat for invoices he was editing the same way he edited his texts and submitted them as evidence. "Invoice for $3,600? Might as well add $400 for my finder's fee before sending this over...oh, almost forgot Nikki's $400..."

How do you pay for a Costa Rican vacation for two and turn around and say $17,000 in the bank is unfathomable?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

No appeal filed yet, but then again Fatrick never had any appeal.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I wonder how they were paying for the lawyer. Any responsible business would pay Resto after receiving an invoice directly from his office.

I hope they were completely idiotic and were reimbursing Pat for invoices he was editing the same way he edited his texts and submitted them as evidence. "Invoice for $3,600? Might as well add $400 for my finder's fee before sending this over...oh, almost forgot Nikki's $400..."

How do you pay for a Costa Rican vacation for two and turn around and say $17,000 in the bank is unfathomable?

I really wish Pat was that stupid. As I learned from The Firm, overbilling is a felony punishable by fines and prison time. So if the SFWA got wind they were being overcharged, the law firm of Dassa Resto and Kurlan would be pretty quick to find their bills to substantiate that they didn't do that. And that would leave one obvious suspect.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I wonder how they were paying for the lawyer. Any responsible business would pay Resto after receiving an invoice directly from his office.

I hope they were completely idiotic and were reimbursing Pat for invoices he was editing the same way he edited his texts and submitted them as evidence. "Invoice for $3,600? Might as well add $400 for my finder's fee before sending this over...oh, almost forgot Nikki's $400..."

How do you pay for a Costa Rican vacation for two and turn around and say $17,000 in the bank is unfathomable?

Not only couldn’t fathom someone having that, he thought the only way he could get that kind of money was through a “loan shark” like something out of an old movie. Piggy has zero concept of the real world, everything in his mind is what he sees in the movies. He still thinks he can assault anyone from here and the police will just stand by until Pat is done dishing out his brand of Justice. He really thinks fights in real life are just like the highly choreographed ones he’s seen in the matrix.