How is Pig Ricklinson qualified to appear at cons and do panels?

[ISO__JOE]

His books average less than 1k sales total. His publisher dropped him. Not verified on twitter because there's nothing notable about him. Nigga doesn't even have a wikipedia page. His writing career has been a giant waste of money and time for all involved. He's an unemployed man with a really gay hobby. He's a fraud and a great big fat person. Who the fuck is inviting him to these things?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Other, more prominent, pedophiles.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Well, practically everyone involved in the SFWA is a nobody. Very, very few of them generate sales that are notable. If anything, I imagine that they are trafficking (in addition to children) heavily (like his weight) upon his now ancient (in internet years) "viral" abortion tweet.

That was almost 5 years ago, and besides becoming Chris Chan 2.0 is the most notable thing that he's ever done - which still makes him more notable than 98% of the SFWA.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

He pays to be there. Anyone can pay for a table at those types of things. For example, people who can draw just draw nerd shit and get tables to sell their work for way too much money to losers at cons.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I think he’s a made member of the SFWA. We can only speculate the unspeakable horrors involved with that initiation process

 

[SensibleKeks]

[CLOSED] Dealer Room Application – Rising ConFusion 2022

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"Table prices are $120 for the first table"

 

[guest]

Other, more prominent, pedophiles.

This is the exact answer. It’s not slander to outright say that Tomlinson is a pedophile. No normal human being would associate with the people he willingly does.

He bashed people who implied that his good friend Paul Weimar taking up skirt photos of kindergarten children made him a predator. That’s the kind of people we’re dealing and have been dealing with.

Also, Anthony Cumia admitted on air that he’d have sex with girls who’ve barely reached puberty.

And now I’m done. Now I’m done.

 

[Clint Ruin]

It's a con no one has heard of and no one is going to. They'll take someone who leaves really long YouTube comments and call them a writer.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

When nobody of value wants to do it you start scrolling down the list until one of the dregs is egomaniacal enough to think they’re the foremost expert on every single topic being discussed.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

These are the same losers who nominated Paul Weimer for a fucking award simply for being a fan. Pat having six books published makes him practically Elvis.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

These are the same losers who nominated Paul Weimer for a fucking award simply for being a fan. Pat having six books published makes him practically Elvis.

Nah. Paul is the OC KP kidtographer.

While the pedos are getting frothy at the cons, Wheelie Wheelie is creep-shotting the local kids for the evening's thumb-drive swapapalooza.

This is the hidden shame that's rightfully making him suicidal.

Four wheels and flies, Paul.

 

[guest]

Nigger sausage. Pat's the James Alefantis of the SFWA.

 

[guest]

Nah. Paul is the OC KP kidtographer.

While the pedos are getting frothy at the cons, Wheelie Wheelie is creep-shotting the local kids for the evening's thumb-drive swapapalooza.

This is the hidden shame that's rightfully making him suicidal.

Four wheels and flies, Paul.

Gee, I sure hope he doesn’t give in to ‘the monster.’

 

[guest]

Don't you get it man, these are Participation Trophies for adults. Anyone can be qualified if they persist.

 

[ISO__JOE]

He pays to be there. Anyone can pay for a table at those types of things. For example, people who can draw just draw nerd shit and get tables to sell their work for way too much money to losers at cons.

Ahhh ok. I should’ve realized the con scene was all some kind of scam. So these are basically cheap vacations where Pig gets to rub shoulders with more successful pedophiles and pretend to be a success story. Interesting.

 

[Will Tate]

Nigga doesn't even have a wikipedia page.

One would think that one of his legions of adoring fans would have long-since rectified that glaring oversight.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Don't you get it man, these are Participation Trophies for adults. Anyone can be qualified if they persist.

ANYONE CAN DO IT

 

[kingship75]

These are the same losers who nominated Paul Weimer for a fucking award simply for being a fan. Pat having six books published makes him practically Elvis.

Thank you, child. Thank you very much.

 

[Meownaw]

You know "take a penny leave a penny"? Think that but with fucking children.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wouldnt take any advice from pat. Especially any that involve being successful, He is not the one you want to listen to. He cant even make pancakes consistently without burning some of them.