How exactly is XXL Shill Japanese?

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I know she isn't, but how does she justify her bizarre charade

 

[Clint Ruin]

The one drop rule

 

[RoTheHo69]

She weighs the same as a mitsubishi fuso.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"...the monster was a prehistoric reptile of some sort who was mutated by radiation from a nuclear test conducted by the United States military in the Pacific Ocean. Named "Godschilla," the creature attacked Japan but was ultimately killed by a device called the Rib Destroyer."

 

[HotDogJoe]

She is built to excel at their most revered sport

 

[Stent]

Near as I can figure, some Portuguese sailor kidnapped and raped a Japanese girl about 200 years ago. She got pregnant and gypsies stole the baby. Fast forward through several generations of night-soil men, beggars, and a stowaway voyage to America, then around 1980 a trailer park supervisor didn't wear a condom when a fat white trash woman took option B for paying the rent. It's all on 23andMe.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

She's obese and of such low stock that her physiognomy is ambiguous enough to claim japanese.

Nice fat white trash turtle face and body, stupid.

 

[guest]

She was harpooned and shipped back there.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

She saw what happened with Elizabeth Warren's retarded claims and figured if she uses a different mongoloid heritage she won't get called out for it

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Mental illness and a case of severe retardation, Amaterasu be with her, no bs.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Because xhe is developing eyefolds around xer eyes like Patrick.