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I usually think I would do pretty well then I just pinched my finger between the poles when putting an outside umbrella back together and lost my shit. I guess I wouldn’t do well after all
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Eventually, sure. Just depends when your Eventually is.No it's the pain
I honestly thought it wasn't as bad as people say
Legit feels like you're drowning.
I just expected a lot worse.Makes sense
That's weird. Most people don’t have any problems with tight spaces, getting blinded or having their cock and balls zapped.My trouble is that I'm not good with anything. I'm claustrophobic so just putting me in handcuffs and I'd probably sing like a canary.
Anything near my eyes and I'm tapping out. Oh, and electricity to the genitals. I have this irrational fear of combining rippling sparks of voltage and my John Thomas.
Perhaps I could drink a soup with more spice than is strictly necessary?
That's weird. Most people don’t have any problems with tight spaces, getting blinded or having their cock and balls zapped.
Not good. I've been waterboarded for shits and giggles. I honestly thought it wasn't as bad as people say, but I wouldn't want to deal with it for an extended period of time. Legit feels like you're drowning.
I was trying to get you to not be so hard on yourself, Defensive Dave!That's weird. Most people don’t have any problems with tight spaces, getting blinded or having their cock and balls zapped.
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