How do you sneeze?

[Brooke Shields]

 

[guest]

With my nose.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I startle my wife every time and she yells at me.
It's the little pleasures in life

 

[gassers]

Hard and Loud as fuck. Same as my gassers.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

mainly through the nose, but sometimes through the ass

if you're asking if I cover my mouth... of course not. I'm not a lady

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My mom has always had a ridiculous, over the top scream-sneeze. Like every time she sneezes I just think "that was unnecessary."

I usually hold my sneezes in, like a faggot. Like I get right to where spittle would fly out of my mouth and I stop it. My ribs are currently fucked up, so lately I've been doing the hard and loud as fuck bit, because if I hold it in, my ribcage will expand too fast and I'll die. Also, screaming while you sneeze is a nice excuse to scream at the top of your lungs in public. I might convert for good.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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God fucking dammit

 

[chocolatehellhole]

God fucking dammit

 

[Meownaw]

Like a bitch tbh.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I can’t sneeze unless my uncle has his finger up my asshole

 

[guest]

I produce a very stereotypical, onomatopeiac "A-CHOO!"

 

[aRTie02150]

My friend used to make a loud AHHHHCCHINN when he sneezed and I wanted to hit him with a bat everytime.

 

[PickleRickle]

I had a polish friend that used to plug his nose instead of sneezing. Fucking psychopath. Thats like super gluing your dickhead when you're about to cum.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Two sneezing threads in one month? Might be time to shut down & retool.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I try to keep it quiet, because i hate how boomers sneeze like nigger party favors. But i end up loud, every time, like a boomer.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a polish friend that used to plug his nose instead of sneezing. Fucking psychopath. Thats like super gluing your dickhead when you're about to cum.

My one ex used to do that. She said sneezing hurts her face lol. I feel like not letting all that pressure out of your head would hurt your face more, but what the fuck do I know?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I legit can't help my retarded obnoxious sneezing. It's embarrassing. I'll have little normal ones periodically which always come in two's, but the typical ones are loud and usually go, "choo...-CHOO, AH-CHOOCHOO-AH-CHOO". The reaction is always the same from the ambiance, "What the hell was that?"

One dude I knew when he sneezed would go, "ahhh FUCK youuu" which was hilarious.

 

[DMAN]

When covid first started I openly walked around with no mask and sneezed wildly to see how far the mist could go. I would mark on the floor the distance that my sneeze traveled by the mist particles. They weren't kidding when they said six feet.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

It's cartoonishly loud and, you know how they say if you want to sing, use your diaphragm? I never learned how to willingly but I'm pretty sure I do it whenever I sneeze. It sounds like a yell before a fight but it's just a nonsensical sound.

I think holding it back is stupid, because there's shit in your nose and throat and your body wants it out ASAP.