How do porcupines fuck?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't get how they can do it without getting quills all stuck in their peckers/twats.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Very carefully.

 

[PickleRickle]

Man, when you really think about it, gettin' pussy for a man is hard enough, imagine being a porcupine, seeking out porcupine pussy and being so horned up that you just go for it? Poor bastards.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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There's no way that nigga isn't getting a crotch full of quills. I don't get it.

 

[Meownaw]

There's no way that nigga isn't getting a crotch full of quills. I don't get it.

"When porcupines are mating, they tighten their skin and hold their quills flat, so they do not injure each other"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"When porcupines are mating, they tighten their skin and hold their quills flat, so they do not injure each other"

Oh BULLSHIT. What would YOU know anyway? You some kinda porcupine scientist or somethin?

 

[Meownaw]

Oh BULLSHIT. What would YOU know anyway? You some kinda porcupine scientist or somethin?

I decided to Google it. I never claimed I was anything like that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I decided to Google it. I never claimed I was anything like that.

Listen up, everybody. Dr. Meownaw the fuckin porcupine scientist is gonna tell us all about porcupines. Go ahead, smart guy. The floor is yours.

 

[Meownaw]

Listen up, everybody. Dr. Meownaw the fuckin porcupine scientist is gonna tell us all about porcupines. Go ahead, smart guy. The floor is yours.

Then the male porcupine will lift his front paws and walk on his hind legs towards the female until the underside part of her raised tail makes support and contact with his belly. The female porcupine's raised tail protects the male from hurting himself on her quills.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Then the male porcupine will lift his front paws and walk on his hind legs towards the female until the underside part of her raised tail makes support and contact with his belly. The female porcupine's raised tail protects the male from hurting himself on her quills.

Got anymore fun "facts" about porcupines there, Dr. Meownaw, porcupine genius?

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Then the male porcupine will lift his front paws and walk on his hind legs towards the female until the underside part of her raised tail makes support and contact with his belly. The female porcupine's raised tail protects the male from hurting himself on her quills.

I'm still waiting to hear how they fuck. Is it with skill, and enthusiastically?

 

[Meownaw]

Got anymore fun "facts" about porcupines there, Dr. Meownaw, porcupine genius?

 

[DMbA]

its called the hedgehog's paradox, the closer they get, the more they hurt each other with their quills. People are also like that. I think some part of Shinji is afraid to take that risk because he's afraid of being hurt

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"When porcupines are mating, they tighten their skin and hold their quills flat, so they do not injure each other"

Oh, you read that somewhere!

 

[Meownaw]

its called the hedgehog's paradox, the closer they get, the more they hurt each other with their quills. People are also like that. I think some part of Shinji is afraid to take that risk because he's afraid of being hurt

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Well, when a male hedgehog loves a female hedgehog, he spikes her drink, then rapes her in a dark alley.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

"When porcupines are mating, they tighten their skin and hold their quills flat, so they do not injure each other"

So you're saying they can't rape?