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How do I make a friend?

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Everyone is so fucking gay and faggot.
I've known 2 cool people in my life, one got completely cucked and is getting married to a chick who won't let him hang out with me anymore. She hates me because she's half black and hates how I'm "racist". I'm NOT a racist, that's absurd!

The other is in prison for "beating" his wife.

I've tried making friends since then by inviting people out to places, but everyone fucking sucks dick. So many boring fucking losers who you can't even say nigger around.

I just want a Beavis to fuck around with like the old days.

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NewJersey.gov

imagine retaining your semen
I tried reconnecting with a close friend of mine from 2012 or so recently...Needless to say, it seems like we both lost a few social skills or something just prevented us from clicking like we ought to have. This mf's sister is partially responsible for me living where I do now (a passing remark she made sticking with me all these years later) and when we met-up, its as if our past was completely insignificant except in my head. Or maybe he thought I had ulterior motives besides nostalgia (hmm, I do give off "fed" vibes the way I just re-sprung up on him. But I do wonder if he is upto no good these days?).

Anyway, the happy go lucky days of 2012 and prior, are long gone. He is guarded af around me.
 
G

guest

Guest
I tried reconnecting with a close friend of mine from 2012 or so recently...Needless to say, it seems like we both lost a few social skills or something just prevented us from clicking like we ought to have. This mf's sister is partially responsible for me living where I do now (a passing remark she made sticking with me all these years later) and when we met-up, its as if our past was completely insignificant except in my head. Or maybe he thought I had ulterior motives besides nostalgia (hmm, I do give off "fed" vibes the way I just re-sprung up on him. But I do wonder if he is upto no good these days?).

Anyway, the happy go lucky days of 2012 and prior, are long gone. He is guarded af around me.
All my old friends are married with kids now. Faggots.
 
We can be friends if you'd like. I do however need a few questions answered before we can start our friendship:
  • What is your general opinion of Jews and Israel?
  • Who perpetrated 9/11?
  • Slavery, yay or nay?
  • What are your general thoughts about our current monetary system?
And one hypothetical one:
If I was working on let's say, a manifesto where I am describing the downfall of western civiliation due the influx of mass immigration from third world countries of people who are unwilling to assimilate, and was planning on perhaps bombing a government building, would you be able to take care of my cat after my heroic act?
 

chocolatehellhole

Moms Over Fag Dad
I'm seeing Rich Vos tomorrow at The Stand, 10pm. Meet me there budday!
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Dog Eater

Apartheid is cool.
We can be friends if you'd like. I do however need a few questions answered before we can start our friendship:
  • What is your general opinion of Jews and Israel?
  • Who perpetrated 9/11?
  • Slavery, yay or nay?
  • What are your general thoughts about our current monetary system?
And one hypothetical one:
If I was working on let's say, a manifesto where I am describing the downfall of western civiliation due the influx of mass immigration from third world countries of people who are unwilling to assimilate, and was planning on perhaps bombing a government building, would you be able to take care of my cat after my heroic act?

  • What is your general opinion of Jews and Israel?
Not good.
  • Who perpetrated 9/11?
Saudi’s angry at the USA propping up the kingdom, funded by jews.
  • Slavery, yay or nay?
No niggers in usa.
  • What are your general thoughts about our current monetary system?
Centralised banking is theft.


And one hypothetical one:
If I was working on let's say, a manifesto where I am describing the downfall of western civiliation due the influx of mass immigration from third world countries of people who are unwilling to assimilate, and was planning on perhaps bombing a government building, would you be able to take care of my cat after my heroic act?

No but I can find someone who will.
 

Jenna

God ❤️s Fags
I've known 2 cool people in my life, one got completely cucked and is getting married to a chick who won't let him hang out with me anymore. She hates me because she's half black and hates how I'm "racist". I'm NOT a racist, that's absurd!

The other is in prison for "beating" his wife.

I've tried making friends since then by inviting people out to places, but everyone fucking sucks dick. So many boring fucking losers who you can't even say nigger around.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Can't get a girl because you're a racist asshole! Can't make a friend because you're a racist asshole!

Hey shit-for-brains, maybe try keeping your gay edgelord personality contained to here and /pol/. Then again, maybe don't. All these years on earth and you've made two friends, one of them treats you like Burr treats Anthony. The other is a convicted domestic abuser.

But yeah, Douglas. They're the boring fucking losers. You're the awesome guy. They're truly missing out.

You're more of an unlikable creep than Patrick. Let that sink in.
 
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