How did lockdowns impede you from getting on your gay motorcycle and fatting down the street?

[TokenX]

Something is really wrong with Pat's brain. He's not autistic, he doesn't have downs, and he isn't Forrest Gump-level retarded (close).

What is it? Histrionic personality disorder combined with severe laziness resulting in some type of fat malaise and need to compulsively lie?

 

[victor_sanchez]

fat has a need. a need to sneed.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

>My brain needs motion and velocity.

Well, we know it doesn't need the love of your daughter

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

His brain needs something in motion with about 1200 FPS velocity through it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat has hadn’t to be anywhere to be in years. His life didn’t change much during covid, he just couldn’t go sit at bars and take up too much space like an asshole. There was no lockdown on driving around, he just can’t afford gas.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

>My brain needs motion and velocity.

Well, we know it doesn't need the love of your daughter

Motion and velocity - sitting on a couch constantly tweeting for over 5 years

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I've never been on a motorcycle, but isn't it also possible that he's too damn fat for it now? He's literally doubled in size over the past few years.

 

[Will Tate]

My brain needs motion and velocity.

But I thought he told the judge he doesn't usually behave that may.

 

[fusciasomething]

Nice Top Gun but even gayer answer stupid fatso. God damn, this was one embarrassing even by the standards he's set for the past few years.

 

[stealthygeek]

First thing I thought of was that autistic guy with a YouTube page dedicated to everything LIRR related, somebody wanted us to give him shit. Something about moving vehicles that "soothes" a broken mind it seems. Cope harder, fat man.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

What a fucking jackass. My wife and I drove from the East Coast to Wyoming during the pandemic. We interacted with less people during our trip than day to day at home.

I would tell the coward to stay home but he had to goto bars and get drunk. Since he is such a health conscious guy.

 

[Midian9876]

Huh? This literally makes no fucking sense. The roads weren’t shut down, and gas was close to a buck or so a gallon in the MKE area at points of the start of the lockdown.

what a dope.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

As yes, doesn't everyone remember the CDC warning that driving around on the road increases covid exposure? Yes, how terrible. Nobody could drive because of the virus. The streets were empty because of the lockdown, which is a motion and velocity lovers worst nightmare.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Huh? This literally makes no fucking sense. The roads weren’t shut down, and gas was close to a buck or so a gallon in the MKE area at points of the start of the lockdown.

what a dope.

Exactly, if anything there was much less traffic on the road for him to drive around. Some People still had to go to work and said it was nice not having so much traffic. Fatty was just being lazy as always

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Fat & Furious.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Sliming his way into the timeline of a pretty woman with a typically transparent and masturbatory Pat offering where he tries to align himself with the concepts of speed and danger, with a dash of "I'm broken and recklessness is my cure babe"

She doesn't want to be a passenger on your embarrassing little clown bike Pat, like us she wants to see you set alight then driven into a wall at high speed, or off a cliff or canyon. As long as you're on fire.

 

[guest]

Piggy likes driving his pony car and riding a scooter because it's a task that isolates him and shuts down most of his mental functioning to concentrate on keeping between the lines. He can crank Foo Fighters and pretend he's in his own world. That's why he hates traffic laws. They impede and regulate the only moment in his fat life where he has autonomy.

 

[guest]

His brain needs constant praise and compliments from other people. When he doesn't get it, he's a cranky Pig indeed.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I've never been on a motorcycle, but isn't it also possible that he's too damn fat for it now? He's literally doubled in size over the past few years.

His Triumph suits just fine. Pretentious, worthless, and useless.