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How can you be a Nazi and a Christian?

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I’m not even being smug. Someone please inform me. Because as far as I understand Hitler was a confirmed Catholic but never attended Mass (Missy, comment?) or any other shit Catholics are supposed to do. Then he bastardized Christianity by rejecting protestantism AND Catholicism and adopting some retarded nationalist Christianity that just so happens to allow everything the state wanted to do, and then he rejected the divinity of Christ, praised Martin Luther, and persecuted Catholics. Over 108 Catholics were killed in the camps and others like Maximilian Kolbe were made saints because of this.

This is not to mention that the Nazis were influenced by Eastern voodoo religions like Hinduism and random occultic devil worship nonsense. They were drinking the blood of children and doing DMT to communicate with the cyber elves in the high castle.

Please someone genuinely inform me where this based traditional godly society factors into this, and why so many stupid niggers with Pepe profile pictures and ✝️📔 in their names worship this.
 
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I’m not even being smug. Someone please inform me. Because as far as I understand Hitler was a confirmed Catholic but never attended Mass (Missy, comment?) or any other shit Catholics are supposed to do. Then he bastardized Christianity by rejecting protestantism AND Catholicism and adopting some retarded nationalist Christianity that just so happens to allow everything the state wanted to do, and then he rejected the divinity of Christ, praised Martin Luther, and persecuted Catholics. Over 108 Catholics were killed in the camps and others like Maximilian Kolbe were made saints because of this.

This is not to mention that the Nazis were influenced by Eastern voodoo religions like Hinduism and random occultic devil worship nonsense. They were drinking the blood of children and doing DMT to communicate with the cyber elves in the high castle.

Please someone genuinely inform me where this based traditional godly society factors into this, and why so many stupid niggers with Pepe profile pictures and ✝️📔 in their names worship this.
The piece of shit who's lying about my identity wants to preach to us about Christianity. Ever heard of "Thou shalt not bear false witness?" Oh but you're above that right? Lying piece of shit. Have fun where you're going.
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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Trying to find logic in retards like Missy's world view is completely pointless. She just wants attention in any way possible and if saying she's a good catholic girl on Twitter one minute will get her some temporary attention and then saying she's a groyper or posting pictures of Hitler the next minute will get it for her too, she's happy. Ugly man bodied bitch doesn't actually believe in anything.
 

Leeeavings

Beneath Boq’s Notice
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Nazi Germany was 95% Catholic. They were very very few of them who believed in the crazy Nazi religion.

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They weren’t talking about Thor
 

CQ Beans

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I’m not even being smug. Someone please inform me. Because as far as I understand Hitler was a confirmed Catholic but never attended Mass (Missy, comment?) or any other shit Catholics are supposed to do. Then he bastardized Christianity by rejecting protestantism AND Catholicism and adopting some retarded nationalist Christianity that just so happens to allow everything the state wanted to do, and then he rejected the divinity of Christ, praised Martin Luther, and persecuted Catholics. Over 108 Catholics were killed in the camps and others like Maximilian Kolbe were made saints because of this.

This is not to mention that the Nazis were influenced by Eastern voodoo religions like Hinduism and random occultic devil worship nonsense. They were drinking the blood of children and doing DMT to communicate with the cyber elves in the high castle.

Please someone genuinely inform me where this based traditional godly society factors into this, and why so many stupid niggers with Pepe profile pictures and ✝️📔 in their names worship this.
For the same reason prison Neo-Nazis play handball with brown Mexican mafiosi at break time. They don’t believe in these things. It’s just low level shit to hang your hat on in lieu of nothing.
 

The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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Ah yes it is 99% Christian not catholic. Sorry I researched that long ago and since have forgotten because I’m old.
You didn't think that the birthplace of Lutherfarianism might have one or two kicking around? I looked it up when you said your dumb thing because it seemed really fucking dumb. Like Boq level dumb. Maybe you should sit down and think before you comment on geopolitics

Turry Precision
 

Leeeavings

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You didn't think that the birthplace of Lutherfarianism might have one or two kicking around? I looked it up when you said your dumb thing because it seemed really fucking dumb. Like Boq level dumb. Maybe you should sit down and think before you comment on geopolitics

Turry Precision
I don’t even know what the fuck a lutherthariananian is. There’s been way too many retcons to keep track of. Even got Anglicans worshiping triangles and shit.
 
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