How about The Princess Turner Diaries

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I'm not hammered. In fact I'm stone sober and the lack of alcohol has left me with severe insomnia. Kratom talk Tuesday b b b b b booooyyysss.

 

[guest]

How about the Tina Turner Diaries:

"Dear Diary,

Ike punched me in the face again."

 

[Cyberatorquer]

We need a Cumtown gif for these types of threads.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I also have insomnia because I'm trying to stop smoking weed. Shit is gay. Every time I sort of drift off I start to snore and wake myself up. I never snore.

 

[HH Brother]

I also have insomnia because I'm trying to stop smoking weed. Shit is gay. Every time I sort of drift off I start to snore and wake myself up. I never snore.

Fart yourself awake, Abester.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

How about the Tina Turner Diaries:

"Dear Diary,

Ike punched me in the face again."

Fawk Tina Turner Diaries is good.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What about the Turner & Hooch Diaries?

 

[bantadant]

You came on my chest
Thicker than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I've ever met
I'll suck on your fart
I hang on every turd you lay
Tear us apart
Baby, I would rather be dead