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How about instead of @StealthyGeek it's @StealthyGreek

Patrick S Tomlinson

Stop swatting my home, you fucking niggers.
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You're into some things, but that's not one of them

Yes, child.
Patrick "Dog Tits" Tomlinson
No, child. I do not have dog tits.

My physique is the mold of what a North American male should look like.

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Quietly now, Koala nigger. I'm off to get my engorged fat cock exquisitely sucked by my hot wife.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Yes, child.

No, child. I do not have dog tits.

My physique is the mold of what a North American male should look like.

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Quietly now, Koala nigger. I'm off to get my engorged fat cock exquisitely sucked by my hot wife.

you just know he thought he looked amazing at this time in his life. A real stud
 

Cyberatorquer

Five Sink Gangster Cribs
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and then you could say, I dunno, Ο Πάτρικ Σ. Τόμλινσον είναι ένας χοντρός ομοφυλόφιλος με βυζιά σκύλας, γι 'αυτό το άρθρο ακυρώθηκε.

"βυζιά σκύλου" got a nigga, ribs.

How about we stay away both from Cumtown-style retard wordplay bits and gay foreign languages?

Also: Greeks have a millenia-long history of pederasty, a source of pride and motivation for the SFWA.
 

866-Ron-0-Fez

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How about instead of Patrick, it's Kenny Tomlinson.

'You guys, let's pre-Tend thaT I'm a stand-up comedian and I'm training you guys to handle hecklers. Nooooo I'm the leader!'

'You guys wanna pre-Tend thaT I'm a successful author? And I have special powers over whaT words mean.'

Nooooo! I'm the one who says things! ShuT your fucking mouth!
 

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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How about instead of Patrick, it's Kenny Tomlinson.

'You guys, let's pre-Tend thaT I'm a stand-up comedian and I'm training you guys to handle hecklers. Nooooo I'm the leader!'

'You guys wanna pre-Tend thaT I'm a successful author? And I have special powers over whaT words mean.'

Nooooo! I'm the one who says things! ShuT your fucking mouth!
How about it's Spenny Tomlinson, and he's a neurotic Jewish loser.
 

stealthygeek

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A lady friend just described surprise anal as "stealthygreek" and I might never recover from this.






EDIT: Because the first handful of responses to this have made it obvious the intent wasn't clear, this is an expression of genuine disgust and horror at how women need to normalize and minimize violations of their autonomy. If this happened regularly to men, it wouldn't be a joke. I'm also quite gay and very fat.
 
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