Hooo lee shit. The video we’ve all been waiting for is finally here and it’s even better than I imagined

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Owkay firthst of awwl..."

 

[Clint Ruin]

Would have played better on a weekday, pigs aren't responding to inquiries on a Saturday.

 

[Mikekeke]

My frump wife lent me SEO for my auto mechanic larp blog, I'm dodgin' her.

 

[The Fuchitive]

Nancy Kerrigan gots big teef y'all!

I love that the camera started subtly zooming in towards his face during that bit, probably thinking it was going to go to a self-depreciating punchline.

 

[Meownaw]

This is a good thread to ask this. Is there video of Vos doing his first stand up at Rascals? It used to be on Foundry back in the day and haven't seen it since.

 

[guest]

I'm gonna do the Voscabulary for this. Also, the way he moves his arms on the way to the stage is weird.

That was fast, 0:29: "sissers"

3:34: "Klu Klux Klan"

4:02: "the pass is over"

5:42: not Voscabulary, but it is his signature line

6:12: "it's my pass" Vos needs a T-saying lesson from Pat

7:27: rushes through his words, is borderline incomprehensible

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

looshen

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

That greasy jheri curl ponytail is ghastly and perfectly matches his nervous crackhead energy.

 

[Snake]

Hard to believe that the rattail and wooden teef is an objective improvement over this.

 

[Stent]

Kinda odd seeing people from the 1990s. Nobody dressed like their life is an issue for everyone else to deal with.

 

[BillKlacks]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"Owkay firthst of awwl..."

Here’sh da thing, ok?

 

[FurBurger]

We get it, you pasted Pat's face over yours and it's hilarious.

 

[FurBurger]

I've been sober eight years and eight months, without a drink or a drug in my body

...he says with a cigarette in his hand. Couldn't stop smoking for ten minutes to do his job.