Honorary troll Martin Krafft appreciation thread

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Fucking ribs

Pretty sure he's not one of us and is just some twitter herb.

Either way, hey Martin, TYFYS

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

“Make a living”

It is obvious that Pat and Ugly Niki live off of fraudulent PPP loans and a monthly disability check because the government deemed him too retarded to care for himself. His tacky “wife” is paid by the state to babysit him and keep him away from the stove. It’s clear that they are nothing but parasites clinging to the system to feed them and send them on bargain-basement vacations, since it’s exhausting to be so needy and useless.

Despite his deluded oinks into the dying Twitter world about his delusions, anyone with a passing interest in his tired old rhetoric can tell that he is a non-contributing lump of shit.

He’s also grossly overweight.

Carol out!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Martin needs a link to a certain article...

 

[Gay Faggot.]

So goodreads doesn’t matter than, pigboy? Maybe the judge should be made aware of that. Oh wait, it’s already over. Oopsie Doodles!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Updates on what upcoming releases?

Has Amazon (or Disney for that matter) ever contributed any money to the Republican party? Pat? You've said that all... not some, but all... Republicans are evil Nazis who deserve many terrible things and should all have their lives ruined.

"...to make a living..."

You could always get a real job, Pat, but not at Target. "Because fuck retail."

His inability to learn what sentences are fills me with sickness and hatred.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

But Rick, Jeff Bezos was just a retard who had the right idea at the right time, right? If you wanted to, you could upload your stories in PDF/Kindle format to your personal website and use your Twitter platform to market them. You'd take home 100% of the profits for a bit more work. Unless I got it wrong and Jeff Bezos is actually a maniacal super villain who forces people to use his platform to sell their wares. Then again you could just be a lazy tub of shit who needs a publisher to do all that shit for you for a fraction of the money. But hey, at least Barnes and Nobles carries In the Black. I think.

 

[fusciasomething]

"here we are" A place where awful authors can promote and sell their work absent any effort? Seems right up Rick's fat alley

 

[FurBurger]

"I wish working for the Nazi Party wasn't so darn convenient, child"