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They fucked it up so bad like everything else. I sound like a bitter fuck but it's true.

Old format:
10 outs. A swing that's not a home run is an out.

8 players. Top 4 to round 2. Top 2 to finals. Finals is 5 outs.

They changed it to:

Timed score. Swing as much as possible. Bonus time for distance.

Head to head match ups throughout....


GAY.....FUCKING SHIT

no suspense in each ball, their already swinging before it lands. The camera can't keep up. It's all about the BP pitcher this way.

But wait ......!!!!

It's the century 21 bonus all brought to you by T Mobile!!! If Vlad Guerrerro hits one onto the Pepsi cola upper deck with his Nike bat you all get a free mountain dew from your nearest taco bell!!!!!
 
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NortheastPhilly said:
Never watched one of those in my life
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The NHL skills competition used to be pretty cool. Haven’t cared in a while. The NFL one they just fagged up like everything they do. Caught a few minutes of it for whatever reason and they were seeing how many balls Stefon Diggs could catch while on a pool float. I don’t understand who they think their target market is.
 
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Fitchburg Fred said:
They fucked it up so bad like everything else. I sound like a bitter fuck but it's true.

Old format:
10 outs. A swing that's not a home run is an out.

8 players. Top 4 to round 2. Top 2 to finals. Finals is 5 outs.

They changed it to:

Timed score. Swing as much as possible. Bonus time for distance.

Head to head match ups throughout....


GAY.....FUCKING SHIT

no suspense in each ball, their already swinging before it lands. The camera can't keep up. It's all about the BP pitcher this way.

But wait ......!!!!

It's the century 21 bonus all brought to you by T Mobile!!! If Vlad Guerrerro hits one onto the Pepsi cola upper deck with his Nike bat you all get a free mountain dew from your nearest taco bell!!!!!
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This needs more ribs
 
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Quasimoto said:
This needs more ribs
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Its un fucking believable. Not that I give 2 shits about this thing. It's all for kids. But I remember being 10 years old in Boston they did this in 1999 with McGwire, Sosa, Bonds, Griffey....the format was great. You could admire each home run. There was suspense if it went out or not. If its a bad pitch, take it. That's Home Run Derby sorted. Simple as.

But things change with the generation. Corporations are desperate to appeal to zoomers for this stuff and since they are all spawn of satan this is what we get. Nonstop pitch after pitch, never ending stimulation. Living in your phones and not in the moment. SAD!

Now we get the All Star game today...

Goofy ass pajama uniforms when part of the beauty was seeing all the different uniforms on the field and guys representing their team. You'd see a guy you didn't know about before and say oh hey the Royals have a nice young player....but NO. Just look him up one your phone dude!!!!!!!!!! These Doritos unforms designed by Nike are fucking tight yo!!!!!!

I can't wait to hear the Home Depot Mic'd Up Interview with the players while they're playing!! Some of these bat flips are gonna be lit!!

And in the 4th inning, if you just update to the current iOS and download the MLB All Star 2023 App from Apple or Google play store you can create an account and upload your reactions to your favorite player's at bat on your Instagram account for a chance to win our Fox Primetime sweepstakes for a DraftKings trip for 2 to Disney's ESPN Village with a $500 Air BnB gift card!!! The player with the most reactions uploaded will be our Gatorade Favorite Flavor of the Game and be awarded a 2023 Dodge Ram Pickup Truck full of Coors Light.
 
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Fitchburg Fred said:
Its un fucking believable. Not that I give 2 shits about this thing. It's all for kids. But I remember being 10 years old in Boston they did this in 1999 with McGwire, Sosa, Bonds, Griffey....the format was great. You could admire each home run. There was suspense if it went out or not. If its a bad pitch, take it. That's Home Run Derby sorted. Simple as.

But things change with the generation. Corporations are desperate to appeal to zoomers for this stuff and since they are all spawn of satan this is what we get. Nonstop pitch after pitch, never ending stimulation. Living in your phones and not in the moment. SAD!

Now we get the All Star game today...

Goofy ass pajama uniforms when part of the beauty was seeing all the different uniforms on the field and guys representing their team. You'd see a guy you didn't know about before and say oh hey the Royals have a nice young player....but NO. Just look him up one your phone dude!!!!!!!!!! These Doritos unforms designed by Nike are fucking tight yo!!!!!!

I can't wait to hear the Home Depot Mic'd Up Interview with the players while they're playing!! Some of these bat flips are gonna be lit!!

And in the 4th inning, if you just update to the current iOS and download the MLB All Star 2023 App from Apple or Google play store you can create an account and upload your reactions to your favorite player's at bat on your Instagram account for a chance to win our Fox Primetime sweepstakes for a DraftKings trip for 2 to Disney's ESPN Village with a $500 Air BnB gift card!!! The player with the most reactions uploaded will be our Gatorade Favorite Flavor of the Game and be awarded a 2023 Dodge Ram Pickup Truck full of Coors Light.
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This homerun was powered by Mountain Dew. You mean excessive amounts of HGH and T supplements?
 
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Norma Buster's Beefers said:
Its un fucking believable. Not that I give 2 shits about this thing. It's all for kids. But I remember being 10 years old in Boston they did this in 1999 with McGwire, Sosa, Bonds, Griffey....the format was great. You could admire each home run. There was suspense if it went out or not. If its a bad pitch, take it. That's Home Run Derby sorted. Simple as.

But things change with the generation. Corporations are desperate to appeal to zoomers for this stuff and since they are all spawn of satan this is what we get. Nonstop pitch after pitch, never ending stimulation. Living in your phones and not in the moment. SAD!

Now we get the All Star game today...

Goofy ass pajama uniforms when part of the beauty was seeing all the different uniforms on the field and guys representing their team. You'd see a guy you didn't know about before and say oh hey the Royals have a nice young player....but NO. Just look him up one your phone dude!!!!!!!!!! These Doritos unforms designed by Nike are fucking tight yo!!!!!!

I can't wait to hear the Home Depot Mic'd Up Interview with the players while they're playing!! Some of these bat flips are gonna be lit!!

And in the 4th inning, if you just update to the current iOS and download the MLB All Star 2023 App from Apple or Google play store you can create an account and upload your reactions to your favorite player's at bat on your Instagram account for a chance to win our Fox Primetime sweepstakes for a DraftKings trip for 2 to Disney's ESPN Village with a $500 Air BnB gift card!!! The player with the most reactions uploaded will be our Gatorade Favorite Flavor of the Game and be awarded a 2023 Dodge Ram Pickup Truck full of Coors Light.
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I do miss seeing everyone in their own uniform.

Thankfully the NPB in Japan still keeps tradition and has their all star game with players representing their teams and nobody catering to faggots and trannies anywhere.
 
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