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HOLY SCIENCE! OH MY NATURE!

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Fucking FAGGOT LMFAOOOO
 

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I don’t use AD and BC MAAAAAHN. I use ACE and BCE, which uses the exact same denomination of time, but without using your FAKE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER MANS NAME. Problem, Christard?

Merry Hitchmas.
Believing in something better than yourself is for PUSSIES! Real MEN listen to the FACTS of heccen SCIENCE! Science that’s never been shown to be wrong ever!

Now go pray to your SKY DADDY!
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I don’t use AD and BC MAAAAAHN. I use ACE and BCE, which uses the exact same denomination of time, but without using your FAKE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER MANS NAME. Problem, Christard?

Merry Hitchmas.
Me: THANK YOU!!! I'm not overly religious (YA KIDDIN!) but I like the BC/AD convention and see no reason to switch to a bitch-ass "fuck you Dad!" format. Geologists can use whatever they want, but my car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!
 

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Me: THANK YOU!!! I'm not overly religious (YA KIDDIN!) but I like the BC/AD convention and see no reason to switch to a bitch-ass "fuck you Dad!" format. Geologists can use whatever they want, but my car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!
They aren’t even changing anything. It’s still centered around Christ and his birth.

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Remember that Christians are the ONLY ones that are against homosexuality. Muslims tossing fags off roofs is a X-tian lie, child.
 

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Remember that Christians are the ONLY ones that are against homosexuality. Muslims tossing fags off roofs is a X-tian lie, child.
It’s safer to be gay in Palestine than it is a Christian household in Virginia, sweetie.

Christian persecution? Thats not happening in America, so it’s not happening.

Have you ever considered Muslims are a minority? (In the United States?) Yeah. Thought so. That means they can’t do anything wrong. And if they do have backwards beliefs thats just because they have low IQ’s and we need to teach them how to be as smart as white people (I am not racist)

Do not question me on how jews treat gays. You filthy antisemite.
 

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Oy vey!! You Christian Americans need to marry the gays! It’s the right thing to do! Who cares if it’s against your religious values?? You guys have CIVIL MARRIAGE LAW. And you can’t have it be religious, don’t be crazy! MARRY THEM, GOY.

(Israel does not consummate gay marriages as it does not have civil marriage laws, and no religious marriage institution will officiate a gay wedding because it is against their religion.)
 

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I don't want to be that guy but when you type like a 14 year old you're probably not credible.
Sorry. Maybe you’re not intelligent enough to understand things like logic, reasoning, and evidence. Science teaches you these things, your sky daddy doesn’t.



I recommend you watch this, although it may be a little out of your depth. Take some time to get educated before you speak.
 
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