Hilarious trivia: "Socks" invented by comedians in the Roman Empire

[guest]

"Sock" is from the Latin soccus...a piece of clothing worn as shoes only by comedians due to their lowly position in Roman society. Comedians weren't allowed to wear boots (aka cothurnus) or sandals.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccus[/URL]

 

[guest]

You think they already shot loads in socks back then? What is ‘cum sock’ in Latin?

 

[guest]

You think they already shot loads in socks back then? What is ‘cum sock’ in Latin?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Weren't actors and comedians considered lower than dirt back then, even slaves where treated with more respect.

Sensible guys those romans, can still learn a lot from them.

 

[guest]

How embarrassing, being preserved like this with your dick in your hand, for future generations to laugh at.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol I value humor above a lot of things in people. It's hilarious because it actually is a useless quality in terms of working and survivng, people just like it because it's entertaining. Like, there's homeless people that do some pretty neat tricks and just because they entertained me for a minute, I'm still fine with them sleeping on a rug outside.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Lol I value humor above a lot of things in people. It's hilarious because it actually is a useless quality in terms of working and survivng, people just like it because it's entertaining. Like, there's homeless people that do some pretty neat tricks and just because they entertained me for a minute, I'm still fine with them sleeping on a rug outside.

Such a typical civilian opinion.

You don't understand the talent, dedication and effort that goes in the craft. It takes decades to be able to just walk onto stage and be funny.

Just keep your dull office job while we comedians provide the world with laughter and social commentary:

 

[Raymond]

Googled "Ancient Rome Erotica". Pretty funny stuff.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Lol I value humor above a lot of things in people. It's hilarious because it actually is a useless quality in terms of working and survivng, people just like it because it's entertaining. Like, there's homeless people that do some pretty neat tricks and just because they entertained me for a minute, I'm still fine with them sleeping on a rug outside.

Comedy is as common as fuck, it’s the only “skill” you can just accidentally do

When you can put a retard on stage and he can entertain the crowd as well as a 15 year veteran comedian, you have what amounts to trained retardation

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

a BULLSHIT artist

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

"Sock" is from the Latin soccus...a piece of clothing worn as shoes only by comedians due to their lowly position in Roman society. Comedians weren't allowed to wear boots (aka cothurnus) or sandals.

Soccus - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

soccus? damn near rectus!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Hold on, I'm gonna jack off while I die

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

How embarrassing, being preserved like this with your dick in your hand, for future generations to laugh at.

This one time, at Burning Man, we got back to our camp to find one of the people that came with us passed out outside the RV with a hand jammed down his pants.
"......he almost made it"

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

"Can you joke about anything?" - A question loved by every self-important hack comedian who thinks comedy fills some kind of vital function in society. No one who matters cares about you or your 'commentary'.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

"Sock" is from the Latin soccus...a piece of clothing worn as shoes only by comedians due to their lowly position in Roman society. Comedians weren't allowed to wear boots (aka cothurnus) or sandals.

Soccus - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Roman's also used to tie a knot at the end of their foreskin's (a dog tie) when they competed in the Olympics so their dick heads wouldn't pop out as it was considered disrespectful and shameful. They did some odd shit is what I'm saying.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

"Can you joke about anything?" - A question loved by every self-important hack comedian who thinks comedy fills some kind of vital function in society. No one who matters cares about you or your 'commentary'.

We’re like modern day jesters, the ones who could get away with making fun of the king.
Truth to power, man.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

"Can you joke about anything?" - A question loved by every self-important hack comedian who thinks comedy fills some kind of vital function in society. No one who matters cares about you or your 'commentary'.

This cunt tells menstruation and dick sucking jokes.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

This cunt tells menstruation and dick sucking jokes.

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bitch put more thought into that self indulgent masterbation, than any of her material

“its our job to take u thru a spooky mental haunted house”

no bitch, you are supposed to be “funny”

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

This cunt tells menstruation and dick sucking jokes.

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"It's our job to be ireverent and dangerous". That's infuriating.