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High Stakes Playa!

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Slackjawed Cow

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So embarrassing. Imagine living out your GTA protagonist fantasies in late middle age. Faggot.
Its funny how much a gun gives him confidence. Without it he is just a whiny bitch and with one on the desk he talks tough. Thats what had me laughing at that video of a bear eating his trash. He was sounded like a drunk scared old lady trying to shoo it away.
 

Humanatee

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Its funny how much a gun gives him confidence. Without it he is just a whiny bitch and with one on the desk he talks tough. Thats what had me laughing at that video of a bear eating his trash. He was sounded like a drunk scared old lady trying to shoo it away.

I think the HGH gave him a bit of false confidence for a while too. Too bad his old man ticker doesn't allow for that anymore. Poor nana.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I think the HGH gave him a bit of false confidence for a while too. Too bad his old man ticker doesn't allow for that anymore. Poor nana.
If you dig up the show where he was going to buy a shotgun that day after the show was over. He was going from defending his house with a costume sword to a gun as a wimp scared home owner. After that he was acting like the resident gun expert. Started buying 5.11 gear to complete the look. All of a sudden he was mister tactical tough guy in the shows after.
 
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If you dig up the show where he was going to buy a shotgun that day after the show was over. He was going from defending his house with a costume sword to a gun as a wimp scared home owner. After that he was acting like the resident gun expert. Started buying 5.11 gear to complete the look. All of a sudden he was mister tactical tough guy in the shows after.
oh fuck no, a SHOTGUN? my god, what a terminator. and after there were multiple armed robbery break-ins with the family being tied up miles from his house. that must have sent him back a cool $300 dollars! what an armed to the teeth ghoul! shut the fuck up
 
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If you dig up the show where he was going to buy a shotgun that day after the show was over. He was going from defending his house with a costume sword to a gun as a wimp scared home owner. After that he was acting like the resident gun expert. Started buying 5.11 gear to complete the look. All of a sudden he was mister tactical tough guy in the shows after.
I remember when he was discussing his "cover points", and how he had guns strategically placed around his bedroom. When he heard home invaders breaking in, he'd roll around on the floor, get to his cover points, and calmly dispatch the FN invaders. It was hilarious picturing Nana tumbling around on the floor while some armed FNs stood there, watching bemusedly.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I remember when he was discussing his "cover points", and how he had guns strategically placed around his bedroom. When he heard home invaders breaking in, he'd roll around on the floor, get to his cover points, and calmly dispatch the FN invaders. It was hilarious picturing Nana tumbling around on the floor while some armed FNs stood there, watching bemusedly.
Yea, he thought he had a fortress. Like he was going to be able to have cover during a shootout in his bedroom.
 
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