[High pitched, defensive voice] I don't have tits!

[guest]

Alright... sniff. I have tits. You wanna suck 'em?

BONUS:

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He has always had a spherical Cabbage Patch head, but he truly packed on the titty pounds in the last three years. I can’t imagine why.

Even before he was super fat like he is now, he was still the ugliest asshole ever.

 

[guest]

Even before he was super fat like he is now, he was still the ugliest asshole ever.

Fat, too!

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

4th pic is a panel of fucking retards answering what cereal they liked best

 

[guest]

4th pic is a panel of fucking retards answering what cereal they liked best

Aaron: I've always been a fan of Cap'n Crunch. It's a pity they announced they were stopping with the special edition raspberry marshmallow boxes though.

Patrick: BABY CHILD! You didn't lisTen! You didn't lisTen to the Quaker Oats press release! They're extending the special edition raspberry marshmallow boxes another six months! You didn't lisTen!

^ Real quotes from that panel. They're deranged!

 

[potatopeeler63]

this is what rick refers to when he says he was “buried in strange”.
it must be so tiresome having to put surface level “nerdy” lingo in every sentence talking to these fucking losers to seem cool

 

[Easily_Remembered]

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this is what rick refers to when he says he was “buried in strange”.
it must be so tiresome having to put surface level “nerdy” lingo in every sentence talking to these fucking losers to seem cool

You just know that they quote fucking Firefly and other mainstream, low tier shit and think it's "niche".

 

[fenrir]

Wear a size appropriate shirt, you fat mook, or at least a bra:

 

[Harry Powell]

Look at his gut protuberance

revolting

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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How could he already look this fucking fat here? Pat - I implore you to show us all how not fat you are by wearing this exact same t-shirt again and posting some pics.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I know Vncle Pavl thinks using a v as a u like in Latin is cool now, but in my mind his handle is Prince Juh-vis-tin, not Prince Justin. And that’s why he’s faggy.

 

[kingship75]

I can think of a few more reasons, brothaman.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I can think of a few more reasons, brothaman.

I think everyone in this board could come up with 100. Quite honestly if the upskirt picture of the kid never happened I would’ve forgot about Weimer years ago. It reminds me of an Episode of The Shield, where a pedo left his shit laying around because he got a thrill out of people knowing his proclivities. I think that was Pauls actual reason for leaving that photo public.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Some of these I don't recall seeing before, and I have saved a couple for future tampering.

You just know that they quote fucking Firefly and other mainstream, low tier shit and think it's "niche".

I don't have it handy, but Pat did write something where his "characters" swear in Chinese, which he stole from Firefly.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Some of these I don't recall seeing before, and I have saved a couple for future tampering.




I don't have it handy, but Pat did write something where his "characters" swear in Chinese, which he stole from Firefly.

Pats the kind of Faggot that recognizes the good Baldwin… Adam, as Jayne Cobb from Firefly and not as Animal Mother from Full Metal Jacket.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Pats the kind of Faggot that recognizes the good Baldwin… Adam, as Jayne Cobb from Firefly and not as Animal Mother from Full Metal Jacket.

"They abused me, children. Sexually."