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I came to YOUR Walmart to find a value home theater, and I ended up with a child through my windshield!
That's... That's terrible, I'm sorry.
That's... That's terrible, I'm sorry.
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Hi, this is... Veezeeo Sandburr Dontchasemebro?
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Sir, that wouldn’t happen. If you don’t leave the premises with the item then you’re not shoplifting and no one would be pursuing you.
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Hey there, slappy, my name's Christopher Niggernose and I came into your establishment yesterday to steal a sound bar... A sound bar, yeah you heard me right, slappy, and the cops chased me down the street. Anyway, I dropped the sound bar after sidestepping the mess on the street that used to be my son, and I want my money back!
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You're in MYYYYYYYYY fucking Walmart!
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Hey, this is Crackomo Van Hurdlekid. I recently purchased an ejector seat from your Acme store, and lo and behold it only works on the back seat.
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I like to think that the last thing that went through Warden Norton's windshield- other than that innocent half-black toddler- is how did Andy Dufresne get the better of him.
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That was the peak of the old sub
It was a phenomenal epilogue to Joe Cumia on People's Court.
The last great bit. Killakuhn did it for us
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In a way, he's a political prisoner. But seriously folks, that was a memorable commute home on the train that day
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It'll throw you off the edge of your seat
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FLEE THE VESTIBULE
Kuhn, who suffers from Lange Nose, found himself in a Grand Theft Auto induced haze. He had the baby in the car. The little tike was launched from the vehicle. It popped on the hot pavement like an egg yoke. Qadan with the sunshine smile, and the nu-age alien name. The boy was shot out of a cannon. What can we say about this unfortunate mishap? Y'gotta make a mark and move where you want to. Steal what you can and run from the nation. Take it to the edge, there's nowhere to hide, and call up the boy, let's go for a joyride.
Kuhn, who suffers from Lange Nose, found himself in a Grand Theft Auto induced haze. He had the baby in the car. The little tike was launched from the vehicle. It popped on the hot pavement like an egg yoke. Qadan with the sunshine smile, and the nu-age alien name. The boy was shot out of a cannon. What can we say about this unfortunate mishap? Y'gotta make a mark and move where you want to. Steal what you can and run from the nation. Take it to the edge, there's nowhere to hide, and call up the boy, let's go for a joyride.