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Why get a therapist when I can just be a pain in the ass to my closest friends? I also have tits.
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Hi, I'm NoBacon. I constantly rant about how therapy is a "jewish trick" while therapeutically dumping all my neuroses on Off Topic instead.
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You're actually not NoBacon. You are Professor Rape. That mental breakdown you mentioned you were having must be in full effect.
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Ummm pot kettle
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How likely is it that Dougie and nobacon are the same guy
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I've always said NoBacon is me but 5% more mentally ill. Every time I insult him it's just projecting.
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I don’t get why on a site dedicated to trolling there are people who don’t seem to think the other is trolling.
Unless this is some kind of uber meta trolling I can’t even grasp
Unless this is some kind of uber meta trolling I can’t even grasp
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You’re failing to grasp it’s a forum full of retards. Probably because you’re a retard.
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Every time I look like a spastic retard I'm trolling. Every time I make you look like a spastic retard I'm acting in earnest. My Kik kurdistanis will be compiling a dossier shortly.
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DAMN YOU OCCAMS RAZOR
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How much are you willing to sell the DMAN trademark? I want to shorten my nickname from The Doug Man to The DMAN.
In return, I'm willing to teach you how to find your local water spring.
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Teach him how to convince an Asian to go out on a date. I hear that's almost impossible for the fellas
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As with many of his ventures, The DMAN has built yet another powerful brand from scratch and IS WILLING to sell off to the highest consortium.
Here's the deal: The DMAN will now accept all offers and take yours into consideration as well. Any other bidders speak now.
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The vaxx was obviously bad and everyone who bought into out of convenience or fear = dumbass sheeple and their opinion shouldn't be trusted on anything.
But I was duped into using SSRIs for years until I recently realized it was bad too, this makes me enlightened and means my opinions have value.
But I was duped into using SSRIs for years until I recently realized it was bad too, this makes me enlightened and means my opinions have value.
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Pack of menthols and an OE.
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You're joking but would you not sell your made up internet name for 2 real life things you might be addicted to? Who's the idiot now?
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I'll trade you a personalized signed photo and Chef Adam Libby's silver and gold YouTube play buttons, which I am owed but have yet to receive.
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Am I.