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Hey what's up guys

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I'm in kinda of a weird mood myself. I was on my way, stopped at a convince store. I'm waiting to pay and the guy in front of me puts down two bags of of Doritos and a nasty old rotting banana, I look at him an go "yeah, right, what'd you have a bong hit transplant"
 
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Fucking car crash this too, not even for the joke that I stole, but because I completely fucked up reciting bad jokes
 
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